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Squeeze what? A Florida woman is the talk of her town with a racy license plate she got in the mail
CBS News ^ | 07/15/2026 | Joan Murray

Posted on 07/15/2026 1:09:28 PM PDT by DFG

A South Florida woman was surprised to receive a new license plate with her vehicle registration renewal that she feels carries an inappropriate message.

Pompano Beach resident Nancy Dello Stritto, who is almost 77 years old, opened her mail to find a license plate reading "SQZ A55." She told CBS News Miami that the plate, which can be interpreted to spell out a crude phrase, caused her to go "ballistic."

The plate has become a topic of conversation at her retirement community, where opinions are split.

While Dello Stritto is unhappy with the configuration, she noted that others, including her sons and their friends, have encouraged her to keep it. She said the current tally is 16-1 in favor of her keeping the plate.

It remains unclear how the plate was issued. Florida license plates have been manufactured at a state prison in North Florida for nearly a century before being distributed through county agencies. Dello Stritto's plate was mailed from the Broward County Property Tax Collector's office.

CBS News Miami contacted the office regarding the issue. An office manager confirmed that Broward County will replace a plate deemed offensive for free at their Plantation office.

For now, Dello Stritto plans to keep the plate, though she intends to notify the Department of Highway Safety and Motor Vehicles about it.

"I'm resigned to it; maybe it was destined for it to be on my car," she said, adding with a laugh, "I can handle it; maybe I'll even get some honks."

"I don't think a senior who is almost 77 will be driving around with a plate that has that to say," Dello Stritto said. "When I saw that, I went ballistic. I said, 'How could that pass inspection?'"

(Excerpt) Read more at cbsnews.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: a55man; duma55; florida; licenseplate; nancystritto; sqza55

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1 posted on 07/15/2026 1:09:28 PM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

Things that didn’t happen for $20, Alex.


2 posted on 07/15/2026 1:11:57 PM PDT by Fireone (1. Avoid crowds 2.Head on a swivel 3.Be prepared to protect & defend those around you 4.Avoid crowds)
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To: DFG

Somehow, I’m grateful I have no idea what this means...


3 posted on 07/15/2026 1:13:45 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: DFG

Reminds me of a Seinfeld episode.


4 posted on 07/15/2026 1:15:03 PM PDT by Doctor Congo
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To: DFG

There’s a joke in there somewhere ... won’t say it.


5 posted on 07/15/2026 1:15:30 PM PDT by SkyDancer ( ~ Am Yisrael Chai ~)
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To: Jamestown1630

It reads: squeeze a$$.


6 posted on 07/15/2026 1:15:35 PM PDT by madison10
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To: DFG

At her age, it probably has more to do with the risk of an embarrassing incident.


7 posted on 07/15/2026 1:16:03 PM PDT by HartleyMBaldwin
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To: madison10

Thanks for your thoughtfulness.


8 posted on 07/15/2026 1:17:24 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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9 posted on 07/15/2026 1:17:52 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: HartleyMBaldwin

What’s license plate lingo for “Pinch Cheeks”?


10 posted on 07/15/2026 1:19:00 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: Doctor Congo

Many years ago I was visiting a friend. Their state had just authorized customized license plates. The local paper had a article describing a lawyer suing the state for cancelling his custom plate with this message:

UP URZ 2


11 posted on 07/15/2026 1:19:30 PM PDT by FirstFlaBn (ITHIN A FEW DAIS)
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To: BenLurkin

Or maybe “Don’t Sneeze”?


12 posted on 07/15/2026 1:23:10 PM PDT by HartleyMBaldwin
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To: Jamestown1630

πŸ˜„ It was not the nicest thing to say. Sorry.


13 posted on 07/15/2026 1:24:10 PM PDT by madison10
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To: madison10

Well I for one thank you.

I would have never figured it out. ;-<


14 posted on 07/15/2026 1:27:11 PM PDT by ChinaGotTheGoodsOnClinton (You can vote totalitarians in but you can never vote them out...)
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To: DFG

Pompano Beach resident Nancy Dello Stritto, who is almost 77 years old, opened her mail to find a license plate reading “SQZ A55.” She told CBS News Miami that the plate, which can be interpreted to spell out a crude phrase, caused her to go “ballistic.” Sierra, Quebec and Zulu, Alpha bother her.


15 posted on 07/15/2026 1:32:16 PM PDT by kawhill (Dywedwch wrthym because + Add translation Welsh-English dictionary 'Tell Us')
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To: DFG

I bet the state could have auctioned that plate # for $50K


16 posted on 07/15/2026 1:34:52 PM PDT by PGR88
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To: DFG

A good front plate for a chronic tailgater:

TI 3VOM


17 posted on 07/15/2026 1:48:35 PM PDT by null and void (Trump isn't a pussycat, but he does have nine lives!)
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18 posted on 07/15/2026 1:48:53 PM PDT by Gunslingr3
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To: kawhill
It’s the meaning of the text in its entirety, not SQZA.
19 posted on 07/15/2026 1:53:14 PM PDT by FoxInSocks ("Hope is not a course of action." β€” M. O'Neal, USMC)
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Pompano Beach resident Nancy Dello Stritto, who is almost 77 years old, opened her mail to find a license plate reading "SQZ A55."

Maybe it was meant to be sent to Cosmo Kramer?!

20 posted on 07/15/2026 2:00:56 PM PDT by Rummyfan (Ok In anyq war between the civilized man and the savage, support lthe civilized man.πŸ‘¨ so t tv)
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