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Joe Biden’s memoir will humiliate him
The Spectator ^ | 5/12/2026 | Alexander Larman

Posted on 05/20/2026 5:44:43 PM PDT by simpson96

Just before writing this piece, I saw Gary Oldman in a London production of Samuel Beckett’s Krapp’s Last Tape. For those unfamiliar, the play revolves around an old man listening to a series of tapes recorded by himself when he was younger, musing pompously on his hopes and dreams for the future. In his present, desiccated state, he can only scoff at his middle-aged self, before being overcome by the pathetic realization that it is all up for him and that he is doomed to a miserable, unhappy future.

It is hard to think of ten people who will want to read the book, let alone ten million

I suspect that much the same has been going on in Joe Biden’s household of late. If, of course he still knows what day of the week it is, or what his name is. It has transpired that, in preparation for the creation of his uneagerly awaited memoir, Biden read his ghostwriter Mark Zwonitzer various documents and notebooks that might have been useful for its writing.

Unfortunately, Biden was unable to distinguish between the kind of long-winded nonsense that a former president is contractually obliged to include in his autobiography and matters of national security. Wait, I tell a lie: the recordings, which the Department of Justice now wants to see released, allegedly include Sleepy Joe brightly telling Zwonitzer sensitive information as if it was the daily news. And at one point cheerily declaring “I just found all the classified stuff downstairs.”

Biden, or at least those who are responsible for managing him these days, is fighting to stop these recordings – 70 hours’ worth! – and their transcripts from being released into the public domain. Namely to Congress and the Heritage Foundation, which is leading the fight for their release. In a statement, Biden’s magnificently named spokesperson TJ Ducklo said that Biden had cooperated with Special Counsel Robert Hur and had agreed to allow him access to these audiotapes “on the condition that they would not be made public”. Ducklo went on to say “the DoJ themselves have said these tapes serve no public interest.”

Others disagree. Mike Howell of Heritage has said, “These tapes will further prove the massive lie regarding Biden’s fitness for office and the fact Biden revealed classified information.” Given that the former president stated in 2024, “I did not share classified information. Guarantee you, I did not”, there is going to be considerable embarrassment on one side over the next few months. If I were a betting man, I would suggest that a gaffe-prone politician who seemed increasingly incapable of managing anything, let alone his country, is going to be the one at fault. But we shall see soon enough.

It is unclear as to why the memoir is even being written. Most readers got their Biden fill from his 2017 title Promise Me, Dad: A Year of Hope, Hardship and Purpose, which revolves around his pre-presidential life. Yet the domestic coffers need filling. Dr Jill’s memoir entitled View from the East Wing will be published early next month. Biden supposedly signed a $10 million deal with Little Brown for the next installment in his adventures. It is hard to think of ten people who will want to read the book, let alone ten million, but publishing is an exercise in hope rather than sober judgement.

Beckett’s Krapp, reflecting on his own short-lived and unsuccessful writing career, sighs “Seventeen copies sold, of which eleven at trade price to free circulating libraries beyond the seas. Getting known.” Biden is, of course, well known, if not beloved, by every American. Yet this latest humiliation will reinforce a sense, gleefully whipped up by his predecessor and successor as president, that he was increasingly not up to the job. And that his stubbornness to admit this has brought lasting calumny on his party. Should these embarrassing tapes make it into the public domain, this shame will only deepen and continue to contaminate the Democratic body politic even further.


TOPICS: Books/Literature; Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: bidencrimefamily; democratcorruption; democratfraud; fjb; memoir; stolenelection

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1 posted on 05/20/2026 5:44:43 PM PDT by simpson96
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To: simpson96

Memoir?? Blank book. What does he remember. Beau died in the war. He beat Trump in the debate? He cured cancer?


2 posted on 05/20/2026 5:49:39 PM PDT by BipolarBob (Call my personal secretary, Jennie, at 867-5309.)
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To: simpson96
And at one point cheerily declaring “I just found all the classified stuff downstairs.”

Beautiful.

3 posted on 05/20/2026 6:01:42 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy
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To: simpson96

Buy this book and find out how to get rich off politics.


4 posted on 05/20/2026 6:02:09 PM PDT by Brian Griffin (Ask your Congressman to tax tariff refunds at 100% & > ~$310 to each insured vehicle owner 4 gas)
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To: simpson96

To me Biden will always be ‘The Hyphen’. The guy in between 45-47. The man whose coup would have destroyed America if not for two Democrat Senators refusing to make that coup permanent.


5 posted on 05/20/2026 6:05:11 PM PDT by Nateman (Democrats did not strive for fraud friendly voting merely to continue honest elections.)
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To: simpson96

I’m surprised Biden is still alive. Proof conclusive that evil is allowed to live a long time on this Earth. What happens to evil in the afterlife does not fix the harm done to billions on this Earth.


6 posted on 05/20/2026 6:11:03 PM PDT by CatOwner (Don't expect anyone, even conservatives, to have your back when the SHTF in 2021 and beyond.)
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To: BipolarBob

Yes, it will be a nice edition to my library right next to my book “Reasons to Vote Democrat”.


7 posted on 05/20/2026 6:11:47 PM PDT by TonyM (Score Event)
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To: simpson96

That assumes that anyone will ever read it to him. I doubt he could follow the comic book version.


8 posted on 05/20/2026 6:20:15 PM PDT by Bubba_Leroy (Our long national nightmare is over!)
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To: simpson96

Will it be written in crayon?


9 posted on 05/20/2026 6:24:16 PM PDT by Mean Daddy (Who will do the Democrat voting that Americans won’t do? - rightwingcrazy)
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To: simpson96
On the Left, book advances are simple money laundering.

Leftists get astonishing amounts of money as an advance, and within two weeks (after being pumped up by the likes of the New York Times) the book can be found on the rack at the Dollar Store.

It is simply a way to curry favor with and support their own.

10 posted on 05/20/2026 6:33:35 PM PDT by rlmorel (Factio Communistica Sinensis Delenda Est)
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To: simpson96

Oscar Levant already wrote Memoirs of an Amnesiac.


11 posted on 05/20/2026 6:33:54 PM PDT by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
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To: simpson96

Ol’ suspicious moi wonders whether those (one suspects) as being responsible for directing his alleged “presidency” might handle that “memoir” thing as well.


12 posted on 05/20/2026 6:48:16 PM PDT by Seaplaner (Never give in. Never give in. Never, never, never...in nothing, great or small...Winston ChurchIill)
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To: simpson96

Biden is an integrity-free criminal. He should be arrested and after conviction forced to do hard labor.


13 posted on 05/20/2026 6:53:13 PM PDT by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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To: simpson96

Every single Biden escapes accountability.

Find me one that had a real job.


14 posted on 05/20/2026 6:56:28 PM PDT by OakOak (Misinformation Campaign on your TV)
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To: Mean Daddy

Memoirs Of An Auto-Pen.


15 posted on 05/20/2026 7:05:28 PM PDT by drierice
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To: OakOak
Find me one that had a real job.

Zoe Kestan, oh wait I thought it said boob job

16 posted on 05/20/2026 8:15:27 PM PDT by Ahithophel (Communication is an art form susceptible to sudden technical failure)
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To: simpson96

I have never been bored enough to read another syllable about Joe Stupid. I would sooner read the label on the back of a bottle of pool chemicals and I don’t have a pool.


17 posted on 05/21/2026 3:00:26 AM PDT by muir_redwoods (There will be a celebration in January 2025, either with champagne or with “hardware)
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To: simpson96
I already read it ..


18 posted on 05/21/2026 3:19:47 AM PDT by maddog55 (The only thing systemic in America is the left's hatred of it! I want lower taxes.)
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To: simpson96

I thought the cannibals ate Joe.


19 posted on 05/21/2026 5:31:04 AM PDT by kawhill (Dywedwch Wrthbym because + Add translation Welsh-English dictionary 'Tell Us')
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To: simpson96

” I saw Gary Oldman in a London production of Samuel Beckett’s Krapp’s Last Tape.”
This might be just a garnish to start the article, but that would be a great production to see.


20 posted on 05/21/2026 5:31:19 AM PDT by misterdarcey (Abandon all nuance, ye who enter here.)
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