Posted on 02/22/2026 10:17:36 AM PST by Lazamataz
If you have any incredible comebacks when a liberal spouts its nonsense at you, post your best ones.
This will be a fun thread.
I'll start:
Liberal Spouting Nonsense: "I apologize to all the Kid Rock Americans for my insensitive words. Any rich man should be allowed to live action role play as working class to sell records."
My Succinct Response: "(Bruce Springsteen enters the chat)"
You couldn'b, you can talk.
Why are there no trans (fake) men ruining men’s sports like trans (fake) women are wrecking women’s sports?
Canadian TDR ‘fer in grocery check out line : “I hate that bastard Trump !”
Reply by US Citizen: “How come Trump is living rent free in your head 24/7, turning you into a mad hatter? I thought Canadians were placid and kind ?! I RECKON THE 70 MILLION AMERICANS WHO VOTED HIM In ARE ALL WHACKO TOO?”
I don’t have time to even read all the things I want to keep track of so sometimes I just use a period to ping myself.
Fast that I’m retired easy, doesn’t take up a lot of server
space ...
My husband died the end of September, so I don’t have tech support anymore, not able to fix the laptop, and not very good on this little phone..
So I just use the period a lot.
Thanks for caring..
Now
See I was trying to say, now that I’m retired, didn’t even get that right..
Take a bath, hippy. And you AWFUL chicks could use some Woolite.
btw- if you’re interested
The difference between an orange is a pizza because a basketball doesn’t have any hair!!!
Excellent. I can use that one with a few members of my larger family...
Prospers: we’re standing up to protect our immigrant neighbors.
Me: Good. Here’s a form I-864 (https://www.uscis.gov/sites/default/files/document/forms/i-864.pdf)
Also read the fine print: Alert Type info
ALERT: USCIS reminds individuals who have executed Form I-864 that they face serious consequences if the alien they are obligated to support receives means-tested public benefits
Misogynist - Anyone who hates women as much as they hate each other,
Perfect response!
Their response is glorious. And they just offered both teams free crabcakes for life.
God bless the folks at Jimmy's Seafood.
Instead of “Have a nice day.”
Try: “Enjoy your next 24 hours.”
Sometimes I like to tell liberals: “I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are.” … then watch their face as they try to determine whether that was a compliment.
Maitre D’ : I appreciate your understanding.
Ferris: Don’t think twice. It’s understanding that makes it possible for people like us to tolerate a person like yourself.
+++
especially the “vaccinated” response.
About a month ago, I was shopping at my local Costco and was wearing my red "Trump was right about everything." ball cap.
As I was walking down the main aisle, a middle aged woman came tearing out of the side aisle, almost running me over with her cart.
I managed to side step out of the way as she started apologizing. Once she got a look at my ball cap, her smile turned into a frown and she muttered "I don't think so!" as she stormed pass me.
I replied "That's the problem with you liberals. You don't think."
Her husband, who was just behind her just smiled broadly and gave me a double thumbs up!
Fun story!
I’ve got one for YOU.
Back quite a few years ago, Facebook decided there were 57 genders, and you could select one. I immediately complained, telling them my gender was not represented. Within a day, I got a response:
Facebook Representative: “We are so sorry we missed your identification. What is your identified gender?”
Me: “I am Quantum-Gendered.”
Facebook Representative: (puzzled pause) .... “What is that?”
Me: “Quantum-Gendered means I’m neither male nor female, but a probability-wave. Upon observation, the probability-wave collapses, and I become either male or female. You know, like the Schrodinger Cat experiment. I call it Schrodinger’s Genitals.”
Facebook Representative: “Ha, ha. Very funny. Here, have a 30-day suspension.”
:) :) :)
WhenEVER did a poor man pay you ?
THERE IS NO EMPIRICAL EVIDENCE DEMOCRATS ARE AMERICAN !
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