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Posted on 01/16/2026 10:52:31 AM PST by GrandJediMasterYoda
Progressive Researchers Claim They Are 15-20 Years From Finding Out What A Woman Is
U.S. — Progressive researchers working with the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU ) said they were only a mere 15-20 years away from finding out what a woman is.
"We're very close," said Dr. Nina Rangleford, a medical doctor and biology expert. "We've studied hundreds of human bodies and cross-referenced those findings with what people feel. We're confident we'll be able to provide an accurate definition of what a woman is in just 15 years. Twenty, max."
Researchers said they have left no stone unturned in their experiments, even deigning to look up the definition of woman in a dictionary.
"Well, this is obviously wrong," one researcher said after examining a Webster's Dictionary. "We've got our work cut out for us, boys. I mean girls. I mean... whatever."
In an effort to maintain professional neutrality, the ACLU made sure to recruit one scientist from each and every one of the 437 known genders. The team was then sequestered to avoid recent political discussion on the matter so they could focus on what really matters: their feelings.
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So we’ll have women just in time to enjoy our flying cars and fission energy?
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
When the fusion reactors come on line, I think this type of research will speed up, at which point we will only be 20 - 25 years away from the answer.
What happens when the answer it gives is 42?
Be careful what you wish for
What could it be? What could it possibly be? Why do we have to wait so long to find out? This is going to drive some people CRAZY!
Who needs women when robots are better. The future is already here!
It will happen just after I finally get my Mr. Fusion power supply / trash eliminator.
No one knows what a woman is but lots of dudes seem to want to be one.
The Bee Stings again, tomorrow's headlines today!
As Gutfeld said last night, "I wouldn't want that doctor putting her finger up my butt!" Charles Payne: "You might get pregnant!" GG: "I know! She could totally impregnate my prostate!"
I thought the main number is 47. (showing my Trekkieness LOL)
What was the question?
NEVER go to a doctor that dishonest and irrational.
“What’s wrong with my son?”
“He might be pregnant. We will give him a pregnancy test.”
Is this what they teach in America’s medical schools?
One of the best Twilight Zones! (And look at the grip he has on her!)
“In an effort to maintain professional neutrality, the ACLU made sure to recruit one scientist from each and every one of the 437 known genders.” Silly me, I thought there were 439 known genders.
Ac ording to. Comedizn on yt, an easy way to tell is whether or not the person czn turn z compliment into an argument or not
Man “you look beautiful todzy”
Woman “so i didnt look bezutiful yesterdzy?”
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