New Star Wars Film To Feature Female Jedi Who Turns To The Dark Side At The Same Time Every Month

Babylon Bee ^ | 1-4-26 | Babylon Bee

[dynachrome]

Disney executives announced an upcoming installment in the popular Star Wars franchise that will feature a female Jedi who mysteriously turns to the Dark Side at the same time every month.

"We think female audiences will relate to a character who becomes moody and homicidal once a month," the film's director Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy told reporters in a press conference this week. "I mean, our target demographic is definitely women, right? So featuring an empowered, self-assured female Jedi who just sort of goes on a Dark Side-y type rampage once a month for…reasons…will click with the millions of women who flock to see our films."

[dynachrome]

LOL LOL

[Forgiven_Sinner]

Savage!

Misogynist!

Hater!

Funny!

[Sirius Lee]

But the part will be played by a black dude with tits and a dick who is in a lesbian relationship with another dude with tits and a duck.

[rlmorel]

Hahahahahahahaha

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Only Jan 5 and BB has won the internet for all of 2026.

[TheThirdRuffian]

Don’t worry; the Mandolorian will zot her.

In seriousness, the new Star Wars movie is the Mandolorian. Apparently just a western based in space, which is what I love.

Somehow they prevented the woke crew from getting ahold of it, although Pedro Pascal is a loser. Can’t screw if up too bad in a helmet, I guess.

[FlingWingFlyer]

LOL. And then they are made homo or lesbo “mayors” or “governors” of a Deep Dark Blue commie crap hole experimental communes trying to prove communism can work if it can parasite off of a very successful Caucasian capitalist country of which, English is the primary language.

[tet68]

If they switch roles shouldn’t it be called the Womandolorian?

[TheThirdRuffian]

I think it’s spelled “womyndolorian”

[StevenWH]

She’s a werewoman.

[tet68]

Sir, I stand corrected.

[ducttape45]

🤣🤣🤣

[Hyman Roth]

Tits and a duck? Oh my. 😆

[Sacajaweau]

LOL.....took a sec to click...

[tony549]

ROTFLOL

respect to the Bolo Brigade

[chajin]

That would be a period drama.

[aquila48]

"Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy"

I thought this was a name the Bee made up to be funny, but it's actually a real woman!

[dynachrome]

Ouch!

[dynachrome]

“a real woman!”

I’m not so sure about that.

[ConservaTexan]

When the female Jedi sync up, people will wish they’d been on Alderaan when the first Death Star was tested.