Posted on 11/12/2025 12:30:46 PM PST by woodbutcher1963
WOODSTOCK, ME โ Political commentator Tucker Carlson sparked controversy this week when he welcomed Bigfoot onto his show to discuss how mind-controlling chemtrails are sprayed over the flat earth by the Jews.
Viewers were shocked to learn that not only was Bigfoot real, but that the popular cryptid had been following conspiracy news for decades. Carlson nodded along with his guest, genuinely interested in what it had to say about Ben Shapiro.
Bigfoot, who spoke with a series of unintelligible growls and whistles, was adamant that the Jews were behind the chemtrails and that it was all part of an elaborate scheme to make people falsely believe that the earth is round. Bigfoot, a self-proclaimed expert on chemtrails, also added that the moon landing was faked (because the moon is, in actuality, made of cheese) and that jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
"So you're saying Israel โ who I have no real problem with by the way, like at all โ is directly responsible for everything that is wrong with society today, and that it can all be linked to chemtrails?" Carlson said, seemingly pushing back on his guest before immediately reversing course and agreeing with everything that was said. "That's a bold claim, and I have no reason to dispute it, of course, because it's obviously true."
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Good grief. ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ
Heh! The Bee got me. ๐
Already posted
I actually SEARCHED. NADA
It looks like Bigfoot has learned how to spam the Internet.
Everybody is trying to make a buck these days.
Duplicate post.
Lol.
Hard to tell if it was fake, but everybody knows Candace is the go-to for cryptids.
As the one who posted the prior one..... I'll guess that you searched the "Keywords" instead of the "Titles", but using a word from the title. You have to select "Titles" in the search, otherwise the default is to search only the "Keywords".
The keywords include:
babylonbee; benshapiro; bigfoot; maui; mauispacelasers; megynkelly; satire; spacelasers; tuckercarlson;but other than "bigfoot", they aren't in the title.
No harm, no foul. Just trying to be helpful, since your search didn't return anything.
Et tu Bee?
As Rush used to say, all good humor has a crumb of truth.
In this case, the false part is the mention of Jews.
But thereโs definitely toxins coming out of planes.
Jews? No.
Cabal? Yes.
Do you need an epi-pen?!
Unless Iโm mistaken, the editor of the Babylon Bee is not fully trustworthy.
Babylon Bee
My wife is a firm believer in chemtrails. After at least 60 years of seeing them in the sky, you would think we would all be dead by now. Just another useless government program. /s
Not the first time that’s happened right? ๐๐
Oh, you mean like the dozen calls I get daily about my loan for $63,000 that’s nearly ready. Pretty sure most of Florida is now blocked on my phone. ๐ต
I don't know why JohnRob (I assume it was him) chose to make "Keywords" the default search, since most people would likely search on a word or string taken from the "Title".
The Admin Mod typically kills a dupe thread with "Search still works", but doesn't add: "and BTW search on "Titles" if you're searching for something in the Title".
Oh well.
My wife and I watched the guy on Tucker all about chemtrails just a couple days ago. I mostly scrolled on my phone while she ate it up.
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