Posted on 07/05/2025 12:21:23 PM PDT by bill andersen
What's the plural of Alcatraz? I don't know but I hope we find out. With the passage of President Trump's Big Beautiful Bill a LOT more money is now available for immigration enforcement. This means we will need many more facilities like Florida's Alligator Alcatraz.
There are many places in America where the flora, fauna and weather can greatly assist guards to keep illegal aliens from escaping. The following are some examples. I know freepers will feel free to expand on this list:
Selway-Bitterroot Alcatraz - Idaho/Montana. The grizzly bears, wolves and wolverines are always looking for a greet and Meat.
Bob Marshall Wilderness Alcatraz - Montana. More bears, wolves and wolverines looking for tasty treats.
Mohave Green Alcatraz - southeast of Tonopah Nevada. Home to the Mohave Green Rattlesnake. It is the most aggressive and venomous rattlesnake there is. It is always looking to bite something. Also rumored that space aliens live there. Any escapee may find himself deported to another galaxy.
Black Fly Alcatraz - Northern Minnesota. Large ravenous black flies accost and torture anyone whio ventures outside. Also has wolves and insanely cold winters.
Bayou/Cajun Alcatraz - Louisana/Texas Gulf Coast. If the gators and snakes don't get you the Cajuns surely will.
Alcatrasia? Alcatrasieum? Prison?
:)
Alcatrazam / Alcatrazem / Alcatrazim / Alcatrazum
Alcatrazes
Ooh....the INVADER protectors will have a sure fit, over this!
I asked AI
Their answer:
The plural for Alcatraz is alcatrces.
alcatri
Alcatrazoos
I CAN ATTEST TO THE AGGRESSIVENESS OF THE MOJAVE GREEN RATTLESNAKE.
Was going to lease a horse from another rider while mine was pregnant & I could not compete on her.
We went out on Sat on a mother/daughter pair & switched on Sunday, so I could try each horse.
Coming down a fire road-—snake in front of me-—I was leading.
Friend bellowed to turn around & come back by him-—that was a MOJAVE GREEN & VERY AGGRESSIVE.
HE was right-—THE snake came UP HILL as fast as it could toward me.
I leased the daughter & rode a number of miles on her. She was small-—BUT tougher than boiled owl.
Dear Mr. Bill Anderson,
1. are you from MN? Do you know Billy Anderson who lived on Magnolia St?
2. I’ve been feeling sorry for myself because there is no cabin/lake for me this year. Then you mentioned Minnesota and Deer Flies. I can feel the bite pains on my legs as I type. Thanks for the attitude adjustment.
Akcatraz. 3D
It ends in z So add es...
Funny videos of Gator Gitmo 🐊 😁
GATOR GITMO (Alligator Alcatraz)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jjrkvoMHA8
GATOR GITMO 2 (Alligator Alcatraz) The Swamp Strikes Back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ER-aSTJ3dOM
NO Ciaphas, it is spelled Alcatrai...
That is the female version.
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