Posted on 07/05/2025 12:21:23 PM PDT by bill andersen
What's the plural of Alcatraz? I don't know but I hope we find out. With the passage of President Trump's Big Beautiful Bill a LOT more money is now available for immigration enforcement. This means we will need many more facilities like Florida's Alligator Alcatraz.
There are many places in America where the flora, fauna and weather can greatly assist guards to keep illegal aliens from escaping. The following are some examples. I know freepers will feel free to expand on this list:
Selway-Bitterroot Alcatraz - Idaho/Montana. The grizzly bears, wolves and wolverines are always looking for a greet and Meat.
Bob Marshall Wilderness Alcatraz - Montana. More bears, wolves and wolverines looking for tasty treats.
Mohave Green Alcatraz - southeast of Tonopah Nevada. Home to the Mohave Green Rattlesnake. It is the most aggressive and venomous rattlesnake there is. It is always looking to bite something. Also rumored that space aliens live there. Any escapee may find himself deported to another galaxy.
Black Fly Alcatraz - Northern Minnesota. Large ravenous black flies accost and torture anyone whio ventures outside. Also has wolves and insanely cold winters.
Bayou/Cajun Alcatraz - Louisana/Texas Gulf Coast. If the gators and snakes don't get you the Cajuns surely will.
Alcatrae?
Idea. Use the secret ones already planned for putting Deplorables in if Kamala had won. A few miles outside major cities.
Now for a good purpose.
“The word “Alcatraz” originates from the Spanish word “alcatraces,” which generally refers to seabirds, particularly pelicans, according to the National Park Service. In 1775, Spanish explorer Juan Manuel de Ayala named one of the islands in San Francisco Bay “Alcatraces” during his expedition to map the area, says the Federal Bureau of Prisons. Over time, the name was Anglicized to Alcatraz.”
Alcatrix.
Alcatrix.
It’s the name of a prison so it would be “Alcatraz Prisons”.
Alcatrezes?
A FReeper coined “Gator Gitmo” which Proves We Are the Asbestos!
Possibly Alcatrai.
Alcatraces.
Spanish people always give a double take and then a belly laugh whenever I say, “Osmosis, amoebos”.
Plan to open California’s largest immigration jail
Ice and CoreCivic, a private prison contractor, to transform shuttered 2,500-bed prison in California City
Alkatrum.
Alcatrazes works for me.
RE: Alcatrix.
First new exploitation film
Kristi, the Dominatrix of Alligator Alcatrix.
Only in theaters.
“Florida”
Alcatraces -
meanings -
1. gannets
Gannets are large white birds with yellowish heads, black-tipped wings and long bills. Northern gannets are the largest seabirds in the North Atlantic.
2. A Mexican plant
A species of Mexican calla lily flower.
The plural for Alcatraz:
The Rocks
The plural for Alligator Alcatraz:
Crocs
How about “more prisons.”
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