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Here Are 8 Other Gifts World Leaders Are Giving To America
The Bee ^
| May 13, 2025
| The Bee
Posted on 05/14/2025 8:46:57 AM PDT by dayglored

While the Qatari government's giving President Donald Trump a luxurious, state-of-the-art jet has grabbed headlines, it's actually quite common for foreign governments to send things as special gifts to build relations and curry favor.
The Babylon Bee has obtained the following list of other gifts world leaders have given to America:
- Israel — Weather control machine: Finally, someone other than the Jews will be in control of the global climate.
- Mexico — A giant wooden horse: It sounds like there are people inside of it speaking Spanish, but that's probably nothing.
- Poland — A submarine with a screen door: Guaranteed to be good for at least one use.
- Nigeria — A potentially lucrative letter from an exiled prince who needs help: He would reportedly be willing to pay handsomely for any assistance.
- India — A herd of sacred cows: Delicious.
- Turkey — Turkey: The bird, not the country.
- Lebanon — A pallet of brand-new pagers: The Lebanese were apparently afraid to use them.
- California — 1 million refugees: A truly generous gift from America's closest foreign neighbor.
Who wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of such great gifts? What other presents should the U.S. expect to get from foreign countries?
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; giftgiving; gifts; satire
Nobody could possibly object to these!
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posted on
05/14/2025 8:46:57 AM PDT
by
dayglored
To: dayglored
California — 1 million refugees: A truly generous gift from America's closest foreign neighbor.LOLOL...that should have been #1!
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posted on
05/14/2025 8:49:10 AM PDT
by
ProtectOurFreedom
(“Diversity is our Strength” just doesn’t carry the same message as “Death from Above”)
To: dayglored
Its time to return The Statue of Liberty
A gift from France to the USA
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posted on
05/14/2025 9:08:46 AM PDT
by
ChronicMA
To: dayglored
Canada: the province State of Alberta.
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posted on
05/14/2025 9:22:03 AM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(May Rachel Zegler and Disney never know profits.)
To: dayglored
The Bee NEVER EVER disappoints!
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posted on
05/14/2025 9:41:10 AM PDT
by
rockabyebaby
(THE BEST IS YET TO COME - (PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP))
To: dayglored
i remember when the Soviet Union built a new embassy building for us. It took forever to get all the bugging devices out. Always wondered why State Department couldn’t figure this would be a problem before the first brick was laid and kept agents all over the site.
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posted on
05/14/2025 9:59:29 AM PDT
by
Retain Mike
( Sat Cong)
To: Retain Mike
Because it was agreed that construction would be by local labor. I don’t remember if the agreement was signed during the Ford or Carter administrations.
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posted on
05/14/2025 10:03:37 AM PDT
by
Reily
To: Retain Mike
Didn’t they practically dismantle it getting the bugs out?
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posted on
05/14/2025 10:07:40 AM PDT
by
Fledermaus
("It turns out all we really needed was a new President!")
To: Fledermaus
I think your memory is correct.
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posted on
05/14/2025 10:23:38 AM PDT
by
Retain Mike
( Sat Cong)
To: dayglored
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posted on
05/14/2025 10:48:42 AM PDT
by
bigbob
(Yes. We ARE going back)
To: dayglored
To Erdogan, the bird is a Hindi, not a Turkiye
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posted on
05/14/2025 11:12:50 AM PDT
by
imardmd1
(To learn is to live; the joy of living: to teach. Fiat Lux!)
To: imardmd1
In Hebrew, the turkey bird is ‘hodu’, as in India, or unambiguously, ‘tarnegol hodu’.
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posted on
05/14/2025 11:25:11 AM PDT
by
jjotto
( Blessed are You LORD, who crushes enemies and subdues the wicked.)
To: ChronicMA
France going to try and take over Mexico again we’re next they planed ahead.
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posted on
05/14/2025 12:18:27 PM PDT
by
Vaduz
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