Posted on 05/05/2025 8:54:09 AM PDT by dayglored
CHAPEL HILL, NC — Sources close to Jordon Hudson confirmed today that the 24-year-old has officially dumped Bill Belichick for Lou Holtz.
Rumors had surfaced over the past few weeks that Hudson's relationship with 73-year-old Belichick was on the rocks. Days later, Hudson was spotted with 88-year-old Lou Holtz.
"I needed someone more mature," explained Hudson, as details of the split became public. "Bill still had a lot of growing up to do. I'm ready for someone who is ready to settle down and who knows that they want out of life. Lou knows what he wants. It's a motorized scooter and applesauce."
At publishing time, Hudson had reportedly left Holtz for the corpse of John Madden.
A man’s brother wanted to get him something special for his 75th birthday. He lived at a nursing home, and he hasn’t had sex since his wife died 15 years ago. He goes to the brothel and talks to the Madame. He explains the situation, and adds, "This can’t be a wham-bam. It has to be special. Super!” The next day a beautiful woman shows up to his room, takes off her coat and she is wearing a see-through nightie, and says, “I’m here to give you Super Sex! What’ll it be?” He thinks for a second and says, “I’ll have the soup!”
So she tells him she must go out for the evening
To comfort an old friend who’s feelin’ down
But he knows where she’s goin’ as she’s leavin’
She is headed for the cheatin’ side of town
Michael Lombardi who used be on a podcast called the GM Shuffle before he left it to take over as Belechik’s GM at NC, worked as as a grad assistant for Holtz at ND. He told some stories about Holtz that were legendary.
Lombardi is a very interesting guy, having worked for Al Davis, Holtz, and Belechik.
Great leaders are real characters, as our current POTUS is a prime example.
When all is said and done, I hope he writes a book telling tales out of school.
I don’t think he cares, he got some recreational use out of her.
Might be a million-to-one, but as long as it isn't ZERO....
Best pickup line I can think of is I have serious heart disease and won’t be able to spend my millions before the final fatal heart attack.
EXACTLY. I don't think he's interested in a soulmate, he's interested in some arm candy and a bed-warmer. I totally doubt that he thinks she loves him, or that he cares. And I'm sure she is okay with that too.
“Might be a million-to-one, but as long as it isn’t ZERO....”
Hell, that’s nothing. I had a chance to make love to her the other night. I was turned on but I could not find her! ;-)
Bill’s $10 million per year salary from UNC Chapel Hill has nothing to do with it.
I live in Chapel Hill and think they moved in next to me. It’s a very private gated community with 24/7 guards. There is a big banner outside the corner restaurant near us welcoming them to the area.
I’ll keep an eye out for her. 😁
Senator John Edward’s ex wife lived there after their divorce. So did the former NC Governor Perdue.
THAT is funny!!!!
If she slept with Laz, she’d never go back. Laz probably wouldn’t go back either.
Spot on.
you need better neighbors or a better location.
Funny!
“I wonder if Belichick will outlast Mike Price’s tenure at Bama?”
The Booster expectations at the UNC are nowhere as high as Bama. Nor the deep pockets in all likelihood to buy Belichick out. He will be there as long as he wants which probably isn’t all that long, 3 years? Maybe he won’t last that long with that Girlfriend.
Lol That’s right.
LOL, too funny
I don't know offhand where Laz sits on the spectrum from Belichick (old) to Holtz (older) to Madden (dead). I'll ping him and see where he, ummm, fits in.
😁
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