[dayglored]

> Every guy on this thread is thinking, “So you’re telling me there’s a chance?”

Might be a million-to-one, but as long as it isn't ZERO....

[spel_grammer_an_punct_polise]

“Might be a million-to-one, but as long as it isn’t ZERO....”

Hell, that’s nothing. I had a chance to make love to her the other night. I was turned on but I could not find her! ;-)

[MikelTackNailer]

Priorities.

Three bulls at the edge of the pasture talking about the future.

Bull One: I’m going to Mexico to gore idiots in front of thousands.

Bull Two: I’m going to the rodeos to throw off and trample cowboys. What about you?

Bull Three: You boys go on. I’m going to stay here on the farm for heifer and heifer.