To: Red Badger
If it were a grizzly, he’d be expecting cubs.
2 posted on
03/27/2025 9:25:29 PM PDT by
gundog
(The ends justify the mean tweets. )
To: Red Badger
Wasn’t there something by Abbott and Costello or the Three Stooges where they assumed somebody in a scary suit must be their pal but it was the real one? Sounds familiar.
3 posted on
03/27/2025 9:26:41 PM PDT by
frank ballenger
(There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
To: Red Badger
You would need a Bigfoot suit for grizzlies
4 posted on
03/27/2025 9:33:38 PM PDT by
Cold Heart
(It's a good time to be ashamed to be a democrat)
To: Red Badger
LOL, the elk around here would see that and have a, shall we say “less than ideal” reaction to that joke.
Buddy would end up so trampled and gored he would WISH he were dead, if he were “lucky “ enough to survive.
Even the whitetails around here would give him serious grief.
8 posted on
03/27/2025 9:47:20 PM PDT by
Don W
(When blacks riot, neighborhoods and cities burn. When whites riot, nations and continents burn)
To: Red Badger
"grizzly bear would probably get a person mauled, possibly killed — or perhaps even worse — molested by the bear. "I do NOT want to be molested by a grizzly. He can kill me, eat me and maul me but molestation would haunt me the rest of my life.
9 posted on
03/27/2025 9:51:46 PM PDT by
BipolarBob
(After my drug test, they either said "Urine Trouble" or You're in trouble". )
To: Red Badger
I’ve had encounters with many black bears and one grizzly. The black bears were all easily spooked and ran away. The grizzly, however, sat there and looked at me as though it were deciding whether to eat me now or save me for later. I have a pic of the encounter I should find and upload here...
10 posted on
03/27/2025 9:55:47 PM PDT by
LittleBillyInfidel
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To: Red Badger
And then his neighbor shoots, shovels and shuts up.
11 posted on
03/27/2025 10:03:18 PM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(“Forget it, Jake. It's California.”)
To: Red Badger
He was trying to win the Darwin award! Even black bears Wil. Attack other bears! One fool proof way to scare foff bears thiugn is show them a life-size cutout of Rosie O’Donnell
13 posted on
03/27/2025 11:45:11 PM PDT by
Bob434
(Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana)
To: Red Badger
‘He’s Lucky It Wasn’t A Wyoming Grizzly’
Or a Kodiak bear or a polar bear.
15 posted on
03/28/2025 12:12:39 AM PDT by
No name given
( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
To: Red Badger
Or he could get himself shot.
16 posted on
03/28/2025 12:55:59 AM PDT by
fso301
To: Red Badger
I’ll try that costume as my pajamas and scare away any intruders with it. Good idea.
To: Red Badger
Oh the outrage! How dare the reporter mis-species Mr. Clark as a “man”. He clearly identifies as a bear and should be respected as such.
18 posted on
03/28/2025 3:17:46 AM PDT by
Brooklyn Attitude
(Trump may be one of our greatest Presidents, if they don't kill him first.)
To: Red Badger
“Bear suits are funny; bears as well.”
—Christopher Walken
To: Red Badger; All
What’s the guy doing with a bear suit in the first place? Hmmmmm…🤨
22 posted on
03/28/2025 5:41:04 AM PDT by
telescope115
(I NEED MY SPACE!!! 🔭)
To: Red Badger
"BEAR F****R! DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?"
24 posted on
03/28/2025 5:55:03 AM PDT by
rlmorel
("A people that elect corrupt politicians are not victims...but accomplices." George Orwell)
To: Red Badger
Only a fool thinks black bears arent dangerous. 45-70 hardcast will do the trick.
27 posted on
03/28/2025 6:28:06 AM PDT by
Seruzawa
("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
To: Red Badger
“As the man in the suit approaches the actual bear”. Yeah, I do that all the time.
30 posted on
03/28/2025 6:46:31 AM PDT by
kawhill
(I've thought that if we didn't always think we're the good guys, we would get in less wars. Karl)
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