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Impatient Liberal Journalist Starting To Suspect...
X.com ^ | 3:54 PM · Feb 16, 2025 | Libs of TikTok✓@libsoftiktok

Posted on 02/16/2025 3:02:34 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum

...Trump Will Never Send Her To A Concentration Camp

ATLANTA, GA — An impatient liberal journalist employed by CNN began to express doubts this week that President Trump will ever send her to a concentration camp.

Sources said that Ginny Balton, a field reporter based in Atlanta, felt well-informed until only recently when she had to report on Trump exposing more government fraud and limiting the power of government, which was nothing at all like the actions of Adolf Hitler.

"I thought for sure we'd all be rounded up by now," Balton reportedly confided in colleagues. "Why isn't Trump having his secret police lining us all up and randomly executing a few of us before sending us all to work at a labor camp? I've seen Schindler's List. I know how this is supposed to go."

According to reports, it had been difficult for mainstream media journalists to report on Trump's presidential actions because they bear the mark of a patriot who cares deeply about the American people — not the impending imprisonment and execution of 6 million journalists.

Balton said she tried to find solace in her work, but every piece of good news she reports about Trump and the future of the country just reminds her how far she is from experiencing persecution.

"How can I live like this?" she asked.

At publishing time, Ginny Balton had reportedly also begun to suspect that President Trump would not, in reality, be exiling Hollywood celebrities to Siberia and forcing gay people into straight marriages at gunpoint.

https://babylonbee.com/news/impatient-liberal-journalist-starting-to-suspect-trump-will-never-send-her-to-a-concentration-camp


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TOPICS: Humor
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1 posted on 02/16/2025 3:02:34 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

“Why isn’t Trump having his secret police lining us all up and randomly executing a few of us before sending us all to work at a labor camp?”

Don’t worry...


2 posted on 02/16/2025 3:07:28 PM PST by BobL
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

I never thought I would actually live in the Twilight Zone.


3 posted on 02/16/2025 3:08:21 PM PST by GingisK
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

My goodness, they really are stupid.


4 posted on 02/16/2025 3:08:35 PM PST by Fledermaus (GOP RINOs - Get on Board or Get Out!)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Babylon Bee, folks.


5 posted on 02/16/2025 3:10:39 PM PST by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus)
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To: Fledermaus

Bump!

Totally Brainwashed.


6 posted on 02/16/2025 3:12:16 PM PST by Texas Fossil (Texas is not about where you were born, but a Free State of Heart, Mind and Attitude.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Look lady, he is busy right now. Once all the problems of the country are solved he will get right on it. Or not.


7 posted on 02/16/2025 3:13:19 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear ( Not my circus. Not my monkeys. But I can pick out the clowns at 100 yards.)
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To: metmom

That was my first thought when I read this.


8 posted on 02/16/2025 3:26:21 PM PST by milagro (There is no peace in appeasement! Thereon)
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To: milagro

https://babylonbee.com/news/impatient-liberal-journalist-starting-to-suspect-trump-will-never-send-her-to-a-concentration-camp


9 posted on 02/16/2025 3:30:29 PM PST by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Well, actually employed by CNN is sort of like a concentration camp.


10 posted on 02/16/2025 3:56:08 PM PST by Mark (DONATE ONCE every 3 months-is that a big deal?)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

11 posted on 02/16/2025 4:01:13 PM PST by Candor7 (Ask not for whom the Trump Trolls,He trolls for thee!),<img src="" width=500</img><a href="">tag</a>)
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To: GingisK

I read it first as “ INPATIENT JOURNALIST “

HA HA


12 posted on 02/16/2025 4:10:33 PM PST by Recovering Ex-hippie (RINO going along to get along with)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Kaitlan?

Kaitlan?

/s


13 posted on 02/16/2025 4:15:38 PM PST by logi_cal869 (-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 /!i!! &@$%&*(@ -)
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To: Fledermaus

And to think some of these people are rich and powerful.


14 posted on 02/16/2025 4:44:50 PM PST by No name given ( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

You should change the source to the Babylon Bee.


15 posted on 02/16/2025 6:52:21 PM PST by citizen (Political incrementalism is like compound interest for liberals - every little bit adds up.)
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To: administrator

I accidentally listed the source as Libs of TikTok✓@libsoftiktok.

It should have been The Babylon Bee✓@TheBabylonBee.

Could you please fix it or delete the thread?


16 posted on 02/16/2025 6:59:58 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (The worst thing about censorship is █████ ██ ████ ████ ████ █ ███████ ████. FJB.)
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To: metmom

Tough to tell these days...


17 posted on 02/16/2025 7:37:16 PM PST by When do we get liberated? (A socialist is a communist who realizes he must suckle the breast of Capitalism.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

It is truly sad to see people getting upset by believing their own lies.

They knew they were lies when they first said them.
Then they said them so much that they wound up believing them.


18 posted on 02/16/2025 8:13:36 PM PST by fella ("As it was before Noah so shall it be again," )
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To: When do we get liberated?

It sure is.


19 posted on 02/17/2025 12:07:56 AM PST by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus)
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To: Recovering Ex-hippie
Text entertains me the same way at times. 
20 posted on 02/17/2025 4:42:17 PM PST by GingisK
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