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Sauron-Appointed Judge Rules Frodo Must Return Ring To Sauron
X.com ^ | 2:02 PM · Feb 11, 2025 | The Babylon Bee✓@TheBabylonBee

Posted on 02/11/2025 12:21:15 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum

https://babylonbee.com/news/sauron-appointed-judge-rules-frodo-must-return-ring-to-sauron



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1 posted on 02/11/2025 12:21:15 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

As always, The Bee nails it!


2 posted on 02/11/2025 12:23:39 PM PST by Dr. Franklin ("A republic, if you can keep it." )
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

This headline is perfect.


3 posted on 02/11/2025 12:29:44 PM PST by butterdezillion
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To: Liz; poconopundit
Sources say an appeal by Frodo, also known as the Ring-bearer, is unlikely to succeed. "No one is above the law, not even halflings," Judge Shagrath said according to official court transcripts. "Whiteskins have no right to keep it."

Nailed...

4 posted on 02/11/2025 12:30:22 PM PST by GOPJ (Democrats are the party of angry black women, sexual weirdos and white liberal elites. It's a fail.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

I love the Bee.


5 posted on 02/11/2025 12:39:51 PM PST by BipolarBob (My pet termites name is Clint. Clint Eatswood.)
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Sounds like a divorce settlement.


6 posted on 02/11/2025 1:12:29 PM PST by Olog-hai ("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

The mouth of Sauron, indeed.


7 posted on 02/11/2025 2:40:50 PM PST by No.6
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