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Sauron-Appointed Judge Rules Frodo Must Return Ring To Sauron
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| 2:02 PM · Feb 11, 2025
| The Babylon Bee✓@TheBabylonBee
Posted on 02/11/2025 12:21:15 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum
https://babylonbee.com/news/sauron-appointed-judge-rules-frodo-must-return-ring-to-sauron
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee
To: E. Pluribus Unum
As always, The Bee nails it!
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posted on
02/11/2025 12:23:39 PM PST
by
Dr. Franklin
("A republic, if you can keep it." )
To: E. Pluribus Unum
This headline is perfect.
To: Liz; poconopundit
Sources say an appeal by Frodo, also known as the Ring-bearer, is unlikely to succeed. "No one is above the law, not even halflings," Judge Shagrath said according to official court transcripts. "Whiteskins have no right to keep it."Nailed...
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posted on
02/11/2025 12:30:22 PM PST
by
GOPJ
(Democrats are the party of angry black women, sexual weirdos and white liberal elites. It's a fail.)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
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posted on
02/11/2025 12:39:51 PM PST
by
BipolarBob
(My pet termites name is Clint. Clint Eatswood.)
Sounds like a divorce settlement.
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posted on
02/11/2025 1:12:29 PM PST
by
Olog-hai
("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
The mouth of Sauron, indeed.
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posted on
02/11/2025 2:40:50 PM PST
by
No.6
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