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Dinosaur Burma Shave Signs (mega super duper vanity)
Boredom | 1/2/25 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 01/02/2025 2:59:31 PM PST by Lazamataz

Someone posted a thread about a 'Dinosaur superhighway.'

It got me thinking, and that's never going to turn out well.

Imagine if dinosaurs drove cars and had those Burma Shave signs.
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No matter how hard
You sweat and toil
See, in the end
Youโ€™ll become oil.

BURMA SHAVE
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When it comes to rocks
Donโ€™t be annoyed
Just watch out for
That asteroid.

BURMA SHAVE
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You may think yourself
An apex creature,
But no matter what,
T.Rex will eatโ€™chya.

BURMA SHAVE
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Your turn. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: burmashave; freepun; humor; jokes; memes; storkzilla; vanity
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To: Lazamataz

That was good.

5.56mm


21 posted on 01/02/2025 3:39:35 PM PST by M Kehoe (Thank you Jesus. )
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To: Lazamataz

Reminds me of writing about dinosaurs to the tune of Eric Claption’s “Cocaine”

It’s the end of the Cretaceous
And damn that rock is spacious.
Propane!

When the Mesozoic passes,
You’re all be petrol gasses
Propane!

You’ll supply fuel supply
Propane!


22 posted on 01/02/2025 3:43:06 PM PST by dangus
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To: Lazamataz

He’s a poet but don’t know it
and his feet are Longfellows


23 posted on 01/02/2025 3:45:56 PM PST by antidemoncrat ( )
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To: Lazamataz

24 posted on 01/02/2025 3:48:09 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (The worst thing about censorship is โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ. FJB.)
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To: Lazamataz

Off your rocker?
Misbehaving?
If you are a dinosaur
Why are you shaving?


25 posted on 01/02/2025 3:51:48 PM PST by married21 (As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.)
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To: Billthedrill

Brilliant!


26 posted on 01/02/2025 3:52:59 PM PST by Lazamataz (The BEST birthday present I ever got WAS DONALD TRUMP WINNING IN 2024!!!)
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To: dangus

You’re lying in your flannels
And then the Age of Mammals
Propane!

Some day you’ll be a tankful
sold by a guy named Hank Hill
Propane!

You will die so he’ll fry
Propane!


27 posted on 01/02/2025 3:53:28 PM PST by dangus
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To: Mackie_Messer

Lovely!


28 posted on 01/02/2025 3:53:32 PM PST by Lazamataz (The BEST birthday present I ever got WAS DONALD TRUMP WINNING IN 2024!!!)
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To: MayflowerMadam

Ha! That’s an actual one, I bet!


29 posted on 01/02/2025 3:54:18 PM PST by Lazamataz (The BEST birthday present I ever got WAS DONALD TRUMP WINNING IN 2024!!!)
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To: Rio

Perfect! LOL


30 posted on 01/02/2025 3:54:42 PM PST by Lazamataz (The BEST birthday present I ever got WAS DONALD TRUMP WINNING IN 2024!!!)
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To: Larry Lucido

Same here, just like Yangon will always be Rangoon, Chennai always Madras, Mumbai always Bombay, et al.


31 posted on 01/02/2025 3:54:53 PM PST by Olog-hai ("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
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To: dangus

* These silly lyrics of Propane were written despite full knowledge that “fossil fuels” were formed in the Carboniferous Era and no dinosaurs were actually harmed in the making of this propane.


32 posted on 01/02/2025 3:54:55 PM PST by dangus
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To: KarlInOhio

Love it! LOL


33 posted on 01/02/2025 3:55:07 PM PST by Lazamataz (The BEST birthday present I ever got WAS DONALD TRUMP WINNING IN 2024!!!)
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To: caddie

I barely understood that one! Hahaha!


34 posted on 01/02/2025 3:55:52 PM PST by Lazamataz (The BEST birthday present I ever got WAS DONALD TRUMP WINNING IN 2024!!!)
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To: dangus

Love it! ๐Ÿ˜‚


35 posted on 01/02/2025 3:56:41 PM PST by Lazamataz (The BEST birthday present I ever got WAS DONALD TRUMP WINNING IN 2024!!!)
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To: gundog

That was a great one! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


36 posted on 01/02/2025 3:57:21 PM PST by Lazamataz (The BEST birthday present I ever got WAS DONALD TRUMP WINNING IN 2024!!!)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Looks like the stretch of route 66 between Kingman Az and Seligman Az.

Wish i had a dollar for every time i have traveled that stretch.


37 posted on 01/02/2025 3:57:27 PM PST by crz
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To: married21

Nice!


38 posted on 01/02/2025 3:58:21 PM PST by Lazamataz (The BEST birthday present I ever got WAS DONALD TRUMP WINNING IN 2024!!!)
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To: usconservative

Over here!


39 posted on 01/02/2025 3:59:57 PM PST by Lazamataz (The BEST birthday present I ever got WAS DONALD TRUMP WINNING IN 2024!!!)
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To: Lazamataz; doug from upland

Excellent.

Paging DFU!


40 posted on 01/02/2025 4:01:11 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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