Dinosaur Burma Shave Signs (mega super duper vanity)

Boredom | 1/2/25 | By Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

Someone posted a thread about a 'Dinosaur superhighway.'

It got me thinking, and that's never going to turn out well.

Imagine if dinosaurs drove cars and had those Burma Shave signs.
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No matter how hard
You sweat and toil
See, in the end
You’ll become oil.

BURMA SHAVE
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When it comes to rocks
Don’t be annoyed
Just watch out for
That asteroid.

BURMA SHAVE
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You may think yourself
An apex creature,
But no matter what,
T.Rex will eat’chya.

BURMA SHAVE
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Your turn. 😂😮😁😉🤣😁😮😂😊😍

[M Kehoe]

That was good.

5.56mm

[dangus]

Reminds me of writing about dinosaurs to the tune of Eric Claption’s “Cocaine”

It’s the end of the Cretaceous
And damn that rock is spacious.
Propane!

When the Mesozoic passes,
You’re all be petrol gasses
Propane!

You’ll supply fuel supply
Propane!

[antidemoncrat]

He’s a poet but don’t know it
and his feet are Longfellows

[E. Pluribus Unum]

[married21]

Off your rocker?
Misbehaving?
If you are a dinosaur
Why are you shaving?

[Lazamataz]

Brilliant!

[dangus]

You’re lying in your flannels
And then the Age of Mammals
Propane!

Some day you’ll be a tankful
sold by a guy named Hank Hill
Propane!

You will die so he’ll fry
Propane!

[Lazamataz]

Lovely!

[Lazamataz]

Ha! That’s an actual one, I bet!

[Lazamataz]

Perfect! LOL

[Olog-hai]

Same here, just like Yangon will always be Rangoon, Chennai always Madras, Mumbai always Bombay, et al.

[dangus]

* These silly lyrics of Propane were written despite full knowledge that “fossil fuels” were formed in the Carboniferous Era and no dinosaurs were actually harmed in the making of this propane.

[Lazamataz]

Love it! LOL

[Lazamataz]

I barely understood that one! Hahaha!

[Lazamataz]

Love it! 😂

[Lazamataz]

That was a great one! 😂😂😂

[crz]

Looks like the stretch of route 66 between Kingman Az and Seligman Az.

Wish i had a dollar for every time i have traveled that stretch.

[Lazamataz]

Nice!

[Lazamataz]

Over here!

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Excellent.

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