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Uh-Oh: All The Animals From The Live Nativity In Springfield, Ohio Just Went Missing
Babylon Bee ^ | 12-21-24 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 12/21/2024 2:03:42 PM PST by dynachrome

PRINGFIELD, OH — In an unfortunate development discovered last night, all of the animals from the live nativity scene in Springfield, Ohio have suddenly gone missing.

Goats, sheep, two donkeys and a camel are among the missing, last seen on the lawn in front of First Baptist Church of Springfield.

"How do a dozen animals all walk off from their pens at the same time?" said local man Thomas Masterson. "It just seems so unlikely. I hate to suspect foul play, but there was a little guard dog out there and he's gone too. This can't be good."

The church had advertised the live nativity in the local paper, letting the town know that this year's event would have more live animals than ever. "In retrospect, that may have been a mistake to advertise the location of a bunch of live animals," said local woman Stephanie Denison. "It was like they were printing a menu. Still... a camel? What do you even do with a camel?"

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; haitians; nativity; satire; springfield
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To: dynachrome

The wiff if barbeque smells wonderful...


21 posted on 12/21/2024 2:29:57 PM PST by wetgundog
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To: Paperpusher

Actually in Ethiopia people eat it raw.


22 posted on 12/21/2024 2:30:21 PM PST by Mercat
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To: stars & stripes forever

I ate camel in Afghanistan. It tastes like mutton.


23 posted on 12/21/2024 2:31:08 PM PST by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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To: dynachrome

Cuz all the ducks and cats are gone??


24 posted on 12/21/2024 2:34:36 PM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: Trump Girl Kit Cat

Damn....The BEE stung me!


25 posted on 12/21/2024 2:35:45 PM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: dynachrome

Maybe fowl play


26 posted on 12/21/2024 2:39:56 PM PST by George from New England (escaped CT back in 2006ttsee)
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To: dynachrome

“I’d walk a mile for a Camel.”

Advertising slogan that didn’t age well.


27 posted on 12/21/2024 2:40:43 PM PST by Disambiguator
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To: MtnClimber

The 1804 Haiti massacre, also referred to as the Haitian genocide, was carried out by African Haitian soldiers, mostly former slaves, under orders from Jean-Jacques Dessalines against much of the remaining European population in Haiti, which mainly included French people. The Haitian Revolution defeated the French army in November 1803 and the Haitian Declaration of Independence happened on 1 January 1804. From February 1804 until 22 April 1804, between 3,000 and 7,000 Europeans were savagely murdered.

There are very few Europeans in Haiti today.


28 posted on 12/21/2024 2:42:19 PM PST by wildcard_redneck
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To: dynachrome

Got to be the dog..he busted them all out...


29 posted on 12/21/2024 2:44:01 PM PST by Adder (End fascism...defeat all Democrats.)
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To: dynachrome

Yum yum! Eat ‘em up!


30 posted on 12/21/2024 2:45:56 PM PST by Vesuvian
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To: stars & stripes forever

My 8-year old keeps saying “They’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats!”


31 posted on 12/21/2024 2:51:27 PM PST by packagingguy
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To: dynachrome

Oh, it’s Babylon Bee.
I saw this article first on Instapundit, but I didn’t see the source. I took it seriously at the time. I was angry about it.


32 posted on 12/21/2024 2:54:45 PM PST by Jonty30 (Genghis Khan did not have the most descendants. His father had more. )
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To: dynachrome

Customary Post from Springfield Ohio:
“Haitians mostly eat cats on December 24th in a national festivity called “Reveyon”, a big Christmas party.”


33 posted on 12/21/2024 3:40:43 PM PST by griswold3 (Truth Beauty and Goodness)
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To: stars & stripes forever

Eat the cat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mc1W_Pys88U


34 posted on 12/21/2024 5:04:24 PM PST by EvilCapitalist (Pets are no substitute for children)
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To: EvilCapitalist

LOL

How’d those geese get in there?


35 posted on 12/21/2024 5:11:38 PM PST by stars & stripes forever (Blessed is the nation whose GOD is the LORD. (Psalm 33:12))
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To: EvilCapitalist

Classic lol


36 posted on 12/21/2024 5:24:25 PM PST by Runner4life
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To: stars & stripes forever

The Double hump camel is delicious. Feeds two families.


37 posted on 12/21/2024 6:06:56 PM PST by Aut Pax Aut Bellum (2024 is going to be a rough ride.)
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To: ViLaLuz
I ate camel in Afghanistan.

I ate camel in Mongolia. It tasted like every other animal that I ate in Mongolia.

38 posted on 12/21/2024 6:11:42 PM PST by exDemMom (Dr. exDemMom, infectious disease and vaccines research specialist.)
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To: stars & stripes forever

One learned man I knew who lived for a long time in Lebanon, would sometimes make fun of Islamic dietary laws, stating with faux seriousness,”Camel is permitted . . . but NOT recommended.”


39 posted on 12/21/2024 8:51:54 PM PST by Dr. Sivana ("Whatsoever he shall say to you, do ye." (John 2:5))
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To: dynachrome

Good one, Bee!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3BrCvZmSnKA


40 posted on 12/21/2024 8:58:59 PM PST by Allegra (Less finger-wagging would be appreciated. )
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