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Kamala Calls McDonald's To Ask If Her Old Job Still Available
The Babylon Bee ^ | Oct 16, 2024

Posted on 11/06/2024 9:05:16 AM PST by McGruff

With the reality setting in of her devastating defeat, Kamala Harris called up McDonald's to see if she could by chance have her old job back.

"Yeah, I'm available," said Kamala, watching an interview replay. "Cashier, drive-through, onion lady. Stick me in the clown suit. I just need a job."

At publishing time, McDonald's had reportedly turned Kamala down as she never worked there in the first place and could not answer a single question on the McDonald's application.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


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1 posted on 11/06/2024 9:05:16 AM PST by McGruff
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To: McGruff

McBJ?


2 posted on 11/06/2024 9:06:44 AM PST by freedumb2003 (Difference between a cow and the US Capitol 1/6 "riot:" you can only milk a cow 3 times a day)
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To: McGruff
Asking if she can use Willie Brown as a reference.

"She provides excellent customer service."

3 posted on 11/06/2024 9:07:13 AM PST by Tell It Right (1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: McGruff

It is available! They hired some old guy, and he was doing fine, but by coincidence he’s taking a new position that starts right when Harris will be back on the job market!


4 posted on 11/06/2024 9:07:22 AM PST by Dr. Sivana ("Whatsoever he shall say to you, do ye." (John 2:5))
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To: McGruff

Speaking of phone calls...

With a a very strong NSFW warning (language), this is hysterical. Trump calls Starmer...

https://x.com/addicted2newz/status/1854046217279262790

Best comment to my mind... Can Trump call Australia next!


5 posted on 11/06/2024 9:07:29 AM PST by mewzilla (Never give up; never surrender!)
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To: McGruff

It would seem with her so-called past work experience with McDonald’s that she would be an immediate hire.


6 posted on 11/06/2024 9:07:48 AM PST by CatOwner (Don't expect anyone, even conservatives, to have your back when the SHTF in 2021 and beyond.)
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To: McGruff

The Bee hits another one out of the park.
🐝


7 posted on 11/06/2024 9:07:49 AM PST by Leaning Right (The steal is real.)
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8 posted on 11/06/2024 9:08:33 AM PST by Liz
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To: McGruff

ROFLOL.


9 posted on 11/06/2024 9:09:19 AM PST by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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To: freedumb2003

You don’t want that special sauce.


10 posted on 11/06/2024 9:09:29 AM PST by Sirius Lee (Trump/Vance 2024 or GFY)
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To: Dr. Sivana

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11 posted on 11/06/2024 9:11:28 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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To: McGruff

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!


12 posted on 11/06/2024 9:11:39 AM PST by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to descalation of tho it for you.)
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To: McGruff

Chuckle.


13 posted on 11/06/2024 9:11:50 AM PST by SmokingJoe
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To: McGruff

I trust the Bee for actual news more than any of the old news outlets (which are dead as of today).


14 posted on 11/06/2024 9:11:54 AM PST by jdt1138 (Where ever you go, there you are.)
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To: McGruff

The Bee is going to be brutal for a few weeks, and I LOVE IT!!!!


15 posted on 11/06/2024 9:12:49 AM PST by fwdude
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McD’s Manager to Kamala: “Vice President Harris, Thank You for your interest in working at our facility. All our new applicants will be trained to clean, operate and maintain our very popular Ice Cream machines. You will be the Ice Cream Czar, during your probation, so to speak! Could you handle those duties, and with a cheery smile?”


16 posted on 11/06/2024 9:13:08 AM PST by lee martell
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Will need a teleprompter to say “you want fries with that?”


17 posted on 11/06/2024 9:13:08 AM PST by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: freedumb2003

Crazy how the old, former msm, news outlets published the lie that kamala held a ‘real’ job and got away with that for months when the truth was that she was a career government appointee.


18 posted on 11/06/2024 9:16:19 AM PST by jdt1138 (Where ever you go, there you are.)
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To: Tell It Right

She puts her head down and gets to work.


19 posted on 11/06/2024 9:16:48 AM PST by ArcadeQuarters (You can't remove RINOs by voting for them!)
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To: Dr. Sivana

The old guy left to drive a garbage truck and they already hired a new fry man. She will have to take the job of wiping tables.


20 posted on 11/06/2024 9:17:35 AM PST by dforest
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