Posted on 11/06/2024 9:05:16 AM PST by McGruff
With the reality setting in of her devastating defeat, Kamala Harris called up McDonald's to see if she could by chance have her old job back.
"Yeah, I'm available," said Kamala, watching an interview replay. "Cashier, drive-through, onion lady. Stick me in the clown suit. I just need a job."
At publishing time, McDonald's had reportedly turned Kamala down as she never worked there in the first place and could not answer a single question on the McDonald's application.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
McBJ?
"She provides excellent customer service."
It is available! They hired some old guy, and he was doing fine, but by coincidence he’s taking a new position that starts right when Harris will be back on the job market!
Speaking of phone calls...
With a a very strong NSFW warning (language), this is hysterical. Trump calls Starmer...
https://x.com/addicted2newz/status/1854046217279262790
Best comment to my mind... Can Trump call Australia next!
It would seem with her so-called past work experience with McDonald’s that she would be an immediate hire.
The Bee hits another one out of the park.
🐝
ROFLOL.
You don’t want that special sauce.
😁😎😂🤣😂🤣😃......................................
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!
Chuckle.
I trust the Bee for actual news more than any of the old news outlets (which are dead as of today).
The Bee is going to be brutal for a few weeks, and I LOVE IT!!!!
McD’s Manager to Kamala: “Vice President Harris, Thank You for your interest in working at our facility. All our new applicants will be trained to clean, operate and maintain our very popular Ice Cream machines. You will be the Ice Cream Czar, during your probation, so to speak! Could you handle those duties, and with a cheery smile?”
Will need a teleprompter to say “you want fries with that?”
Crazy how the old, former msm, news outlets published the lie that kamala held a ‘real’ job and got away with that for months when the truth was that she was a career government appointee.
She puts her head down and gets to work.
The old guy left to drive a garbage truck and they already hired a new fry man. She will have to take the job of wiping tables.
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