Uranus’ moon could be home to aliens — scientists reveal ‘bizarre’ new find

https://nypost.com ^ | 10/30/2024 | Alex Mitchell

[bitt]

They’re running rings around Uranus.

New research suggests a moon orbiting the sophomoric-sounding planet might contain enough natural resources to support alien life.

Scientists from Johns Hopkins and the University of North Dakota say the lunar object, named Miranda, has sources of water hidden below its surface.

The finding could be a breakthrough in mankind’s ongoing search for the little green men.

“To find evidence of an ocean inside a small object like Miranda is incredibly surprising,” said planetary scientist and researcher Tom Nordheim. The findings were published in The Planetary Science Journal.

“It helps build on the story that some of these moons at Uranus may be really interesting — that there may be several ocean worlds around one of the most distant planets in our solar system, which is both exciting and bizarre,” he added of the “remarkable” potential.

[Frank Drebin]

[Candor7]

We have located the Mother Hive!

Redolent with fuel source flatulent emissions near Uranus!

[Henchster]

If they arrive in the U.S. without proper documentation, they’ll be illegal alien azzhos.

[Salman]

Executive summary: No alien life detected, but enough resources to support life in case it ever shows up.

[central_va]

Uranus is stupid. It hangs out with a couple of nuts.

[ro_dreaming]

and yet, a human baby with a heartbeat on Earth is just ‘a clump of cells’ and worthy of being murdered.

If there is life on this moon Miranda, we’ll send it US tax money, for sure.

[Kartographer]

But maybe a Disney Antarctic winter vacation? LET SNOW!!

[Kartographer]

But maybe a Disney Antarctic winter vacation? LET SNOW!!

[citizen]

Publicizing water on the moon Miranda is a worthy topic.

Tying it to aliens is just dumb but intentional click bait.

[alternatives?]

“If there is life on this moon Miranda, we’ll send it US tax money, for sure.”

We’ll first send arms.

[norsky]

I find it more than curious that this discovery of Uranus, the black hole and Kamala running for president...not an accident

[SunkenCiv]

Is such a thing even possible? Yes, it is.

[Dahoser]

Alien life accustomed to immensely cold temps.

[PIF]

Its a well know fact that all gas giant planets everywhere, including ours, are inhabited by Dwellers.

[abigkahuna]

Evidently there are little ¨roids¨circling Uranus’’and on those ¨roid¨live little ¨Dingleberries¨that the ¨Dingleberry¨eaters live off of...

Okay, I suppose...

[2nd Amendment]

Are these full moons?

[lgjhn23]

Ship all the communist libs there....
They can stand around and count the wrinkles on each other’s stink stars.

[ChessExpert]

also, suggestive

[Glad2bnuts]

Yeah sure, life just begins. From raw resources to life. It just happens. I’ve seen it, in a stagnant kids pool. WHAT? Just replicating bacteria that already exist? NEVERMIND.

[Honorary Serb]

It’s too cold!