Did You Know Iran Has No Wal-Marts?

IAF ^ | 7 October 2024 | Jewbacca

[Jewbacca]

Did you know Iran has no Wal-Marts?

I've looked all over. They only have Targets.

All is going well. Have a sweet new year.

[Magnum44]

[TheThirdRuffian]

Given who this is, it reeks of code.

Funny, too.

[Responsibility2nd]

Targets? That's surprising since Target is very LBGTQ friendly.

 

 

 

 

^{lol. Actually i did get the joke.}

[bigbob]

I’d be OK with the whole damn country being turned into a Target.

[TexasGator]

“Did you know Iran has no Wal-Marts?”

92% of countries have no Wal-Marts.

[butlerweave]

I heard Iran has an underground Bacon Eating Cult

[MeanWestTexan]

“very LBGTQ friendly”

I support Liberty, BBQ, Tequila, and Queso, too.

[rdcbn1]

You know, you are right on that one

[TexasGator]

“I’ve looked all over. They only have Targets.”

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Sorry folks, Target currently doesn’t have any retail stores operating outside of the U.S.

https://marketrealist.com/p/is-target-in-other-countries/#:~:text=Target%20has%20just%20under%202,000%20retail%20stores%20in%20the%20U.S.

[FlingWingFlyer]

So where do they buy their pork chops and bacon.

[Bobalu]

I heard there’s a Target at Fordo..

[lee martell]

That sounds like it should be a Country song.
Lots of bass. Lots of using the guitar pick for the melody.

[Red Badger]

Well, soon they might have just Kohl’s....................

[hellinahandcart]

There’s a mighty wind flying over a few people’s heads.

[TheThirdRuffian]

Same place they get their pagers, I suspect.

Ari Levi’s Discount Electronics and Halal Beef Store

[Sacajaweau]

Walmart has stores in 24 countries. It has stores in 49 states...Hawaii has none as of 2022.

[TexasGator]

See #10

[TheThirdRuffian]

About Mach 2.0 wind

[Sacajaweau]

Guess it does have stores in Hawaii.