Posted on 09/18/2024 7:00:05 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
WEST PALM BEACH, FL — As the investigation into the second assassination attempt on former President Donald Trump continued, the Federal Bureau of Investigation said we may never know the motivation of the would-be assassin who was a Biden-Harris supporter and donated to Democrats 20 times.
Sources within the FBI said the mystery had thus far proved to be too complex to unravel, as agents scoured the shooter's extensive social media post history condemning Trump and his long track record of giving money to Democratic political causes in search of any sign of what may have motivated his attack.
"We're just as puzzled as everyone else," said Special Agent Dirk Burbon at a press briefing on the investigation. "Though there has been widespread speculation that this attempted assassination was politically motivated, the suspect and his well-documented history of hating Mr. Trump and supporting Democrat causes have thus far given no indication of that being the case."
Investigators urged caution, telling the American people not to rush to judgment. "Let us do our work here," Special Agent Burbon continued. "This is not the time for rash action or jumping to conclusions. Sometimes a suspect's motive to commit a crime is obvious. Other times, despite an abundance of clues that give a clear-cut explanation for their actions, you're left never knowing the truth. Some cases just aren't ever meant to be solved, ya know?"
At publishing time, FBI insiders revealed agents were hard at work trying to determine if the large neon sign flashing "I'M GOING TO KILL DONALD TRUMP" the shooter installed outside his home had any meaning.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Maybe Routh is an integral associate of the FIB.
The Bee -- fearlessly saying what Republicans are afraid to say.
More like reality.
Dirk Burbon. Priceless.
Time mag published a supposedly serious article that said exactly this.
I don’t know who these people are who write for The Bee, but if they’re ever out here on the farm I’d be happy to grill them a good rib-eye steak. They make me laugh.
Lol.......
At publishing time, tax-paid FBI insiders revealed agents were unusually hard at work.
Agents were trying to determine if the large neon sign flashing “I’M GOING TO
KILL DONALD TRUMP” the shooter installed outside his home, had any meaning.
If the IBF said that sentence in my presence while I was POTUS, The director would be facing me, locked heels, in front of the Resolute desk, wishing he had taken that retirement package his wife was looking at last year.
What I see on YouTube is an endless amount of comments “stating facts” that BOTH of the would-be assassins were Republicans — because Republicans are violent, and Democrats aren’t ... so the situation is just Republicans trying to kill Trump because even Republicans know that he’s worse than Hitler.
They’ve earned a good Steak.
Here we go again...
Sometimes they are tricky. Feeding us exactly what they know every single one of us wants to hear right now.
HA HA!!
Pretty much the way USA Today reported it
The Bee got me, they got me good.
Nearly fell for it.
Those dang Bee Guys keep you on your toes
We may never know because the FIB will NEVER TELL US!!
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