Trump Adds A Kennedy In Hopes He Will Draw All The Sniper Fire

Babylon Bee ^ | 8/23/24 | Babylon Bee

[hardspunned]

GLENDALE, AZ - The presidential race underwent a shakeup today, with Donald Trump adding a Kennedy to his team in hopes he will draw all the sniper fire. Following an assassination attempt at a Pennsylvania campaign rally in July, Trump sought to take drastic steps to increase his safety for the remainder of the campaign, including bringing on Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., a member of a family with a reputation for being shot at. "A brilliant move by the Trump campaign," said one political strategist. "With lingering questions about the competence of the Secret Service, Trump has decided to take matters into his own hands. Nothing will draw gunfire away from him more effectively than having a Kennedy standing next to you.”

[No name given]

I don’t know, honestly.

[patriot torch]

poor taste!

[Responsibility2nd]

There’s more.

Jr. never flies a plane upside down. He never skis into a tree.

[MayflowerMadam]

Yes. This one is tacky and rude.

[metmom]

Yeah, this one does make the point but is pretty tasteless.

[No name given]

Very.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

How does being a smoldering heap of debris benefit Iran?

[HereInTheHeartland]

Cmon Bee.
First time I have ever said about one of their stories, not a topic to joke about .
It was a horrendous experience losing both of them.

[MV=PY]

Had to chuckle! But it is pretty dark humor.

[Leaning Right]

> The BB should have passed on this one. <

I agree. The Bee usually hits it out of the park. But this one was a foul ball.

Oh well. Nobody’s perfect.

[patriot torch]

Quote:

“How does being a smoldering heap of debris benefit Iran?”

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[E. Pluribus Unum]

How does being a smoldering heap of debris benefit Iran?

[E. Pluribus Unum]

I thought I was responding to no name given.

https://freerepublic.com/focus/chat/4260415/posts?page=21#21

Don’t know how I cross-posted to you.

[Wilderness Conservative]

I bit if a line crosser but the crying Karens is worth it.

[patriot torch]

that’s what I assumed.

[JBW1949]

The Bee stepped across the line with this one...Very poor taste...

[AndyJackson]

I agree it’s tasteless, but if we had an honest patriotic deepstate [this is an oxymoron by the way] we wouldn’t be having these problems.

[AndyJackson]

I agree it’s tasteless, but if we had an honest patriotic deepstate [this is an oxymoron by the way] we wouldn’t be having these problems.

[SaxxonWoods]

Agreed! That one has a veiled extra whack in it.

[Fledermaus]

Too soon?