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Trump Adds A Kennedy In Hopes He Will Draw All The Sniper Fire
Babylon Bee ^ | 8/23/24 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 08/23/2024 3:52:24 PM PDT by hardspunned

GLENDALE, AZ - The presidential race underwent a shakeup today, with Donald Trump adding a Kennedy to his team in hopes he will draw all the sniper fire. Following an assassination attempt at a Pennsylvania campaign rally in July, Trump sought to take drastic steps to increase his safety for the remainder of the campaign, including bringing on Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., a member of a family with a reputation for being shot at. "A brilliant move by the Trump campaign," said one political strategist. "With lingering questions about the competence of the Secret Service, Trump has decided to take matters into his own hands. Nothing will draw gunfire away from him more effectively than having a Kennedy standing next to you.”

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; kennedy
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They’ve both got DC targets on their backs.
1 posted on 08/23/2024 3:52:24 PM PDT by hardspunned
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To: hardspunned

Man that was a good one!


2 posted on 08/23/2024 3:53:53 PM PDT by plain talk
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To: plain talk

Cryin!


3 posted on 08/23/2024 3:55:40 PM PDT by CTyank
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To: hardspunned

The Bee is fearless, I’ll give them that


4 posted on 08/23/2024 3:56:49 PM PDT by scottinoc (Let's focus on re-electing President Trump for a second time)
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To: hardspunned

The BB should have passed on this one.


5 posted on 08/23/2024 3:56:58 PM PDT by TChad
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To: TChad

Yep.


6 posted on 08/23/2024 3:58:25 PM PDT by Jane Long (ThThe role of the GOP: to write sharply-worded letters as America becomes a communist hell-hole.)
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To: hardspunned

The Bee usually has more class and better taste than this.


7 posted on 08/23/2024 4:00:03 PM PDT by x
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Class and taste are overrated.

;’}


8 posted on 08/23/2024 4:01:31 PM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: hardspunned

Good one…. but in bad taste. IMHO, of course.


9 posted on 08/23/2024 4:03:48 PM PDT by House Atreides (I’m now ULTRA-MAGA-PRO-MAXkansas )
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To: TChad

Agree.

Some things are not suitable for humor, free speech or not.
Beaten and abused women. Children who are victims of pedophiles. Targets of genocide such as the Holocaust and others.

Hands off.

He was a boy when his father was murdered.
“He was nine years old when his uncle, President John F. Kennedy, was assassinated in 1963, and 14 when his father was assassinated while running for president in 1968.”

And JFK’s little boy was three years old when he bravely gave his salute to the military as his father’s casket wagon rolled past him.


10 posted on 08/23/2024 4:04:16 PM PDT by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls.)
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To: hardspunned

Too soon.


11 posted on 08/23/2024 4:04:34 PM PDT by philippa
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To: hardspunned

Is it true Robert, Jr. has not entered a hotel kitchen since August of ‘68? He religiously avoids Dealy Plaza. And he never owned an Oldsmobile either.

I don’t blame him.


12 posted on 08/23/2024 4:06:26 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Leaving Abortion up to the States is like Leaving Slavery up to the States.)
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To: hardspunned

LOL!!!


13 posted on 08/23/2024 4:09:13 PM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: TChad

I agree. It’s not funny at all.


14 posted on 08/23/2024 4:09:31 PM PDT by No name given ( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: x

Indeed.


15 posted on 08/23/2024 4:09:42 PM PDT by No name given ( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Good job! You hit the whole trifecta.


16 posted on 08/23/2024 4:12:58 PM PDT by hardspunned (Former DC GOP globalist stooge)
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I don’t have a problem with it, and even you easily-offended types have to admit it’s got a great punchline.


17 posted on 08/23/2024 4:13:19 PM PDT by bigbob
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👍


18 posted on 08/23/2024 4:13:22 PM PDT by hardspunned (Former DC GOP globalist stooge)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Nor do I.


19 posted on 08/23/2024 4:15:04 PM PDT by No name given ( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: hardspunned

Trump is in more danger than ever. The “intelligence community” has, “without evidence,” declared that Iran is plotting to kill Trump, and when they do we will attack Iran.

Trump greenlit himself by saying if he is killed Iran should be attacked.

Killing Trump would a twofer for “the intelligence community” because they would have eliminated Trump and jump-started the global war they want so desperately.

Ask yourself one question: Who gains the most if Trump is killed and we attack Iran? Iran, or “the intelligence community?”


20 posted on 08/23/2024 4:15:52 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (The worst thing about censorship is █████ ██ ████ ████ ████ █ ███████ ████. FJB.)
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