Posted on 05/18/2024 9:30:47 AM PDT by Morgana
It's been one whole year since Roe v. Wade was overturned, which means they've been making abortion illegal all over the place. So these are dark times, as NPR and InsiderNews have reported:
https://www.npr.org/2022/10/22/113072...
Because now that Roe v. Wade is overturned, a woman can get pregnant just by having sex.
"I find myself in this really bizarre state where I'm asking guys about things like their values and trustworthiness before sleeping with them."
"Before a girl would have sex with me, but now she's asking me all these dumb questions like, "Do you love me?" and "What happens if I get pregnant?" and "Do you have a job?" I can't tell you how many first dates I've had in the last year where no sex happens."
"It used to be that if I got a girl pregnant, I would just force her to get an abortion, and I can't do that anymore, and that's awful. It's like the government is making me responsible for a bunch of stuff I shouldn't be responsible for, like my sex life and my children."
"I live in constant fear of a baby somehow finding its way into my uterus."
VIDEO is 2:47 minutes long The ending is priceless...I'm not giving it way ...just watch!!😂😂
(Excerpt) Read more at youtube.com ...
It was meant to be a Babylon Bee type of video, because they are describing what their grandmothers most likely faced, but for them a new concept. Very amusing, to a degree. 🤣
I remember a very smart Chicago area physician on a late night talk show, mid 70s maybe, perhaps a little earlier when the so-called Sexual Revolution was peaking: he said simply “Doesn’t anybody remember how JUICY just MAKING OUT used to be???” I never forgot that.... I would like to open this up for some more discussion, beyond what this post covers.
This author sounds like an addled idiot.
Bingo!
Especially those black ones.
Well done. Very funny!
I think it is. I think they’re making fun of the wokies.
I think.
“Bee worthy”
Indeed. Actually, I think they Out-Bee’d the Bee.
Stop right there!
I gotta know right now!
Before we go any further!
Do you love me?
Will you love me forever?
Do you need me?
Will you never leave me?
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife?
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
I’ll give you an answer in the morning
Babylon Bee does it again !!!!
Oh. Wait. Never mind.
Here is the only way to solve the abortion issue: every abortion results in mandatory sterilization, no ifs, ands, or buts.
How quickly would the stupid sluts spread their legs then?
Only for Christians. To liberals it's another matter.
Liberals hate the little children
all the children of the world
Red and yellow, black and white
they are vermin in their sight
liberals hate the children of the world
Bkmk
NOT the Bee.
Yes but one of the advantages the left has taught us is I can now get pregnant.
My mom taught me otherwise but now I need to be very careful.
I could get pregnant at anytime for any reason.
President Poopy Pants has told me so.
Sounds like a plan to me. Too bad it will never happen.
Will you love me?
Will you love me forever
Will you need me?
Will you never leave me?
Will you make me so happy
for the rest of my life?
Will you take me away and
will you make me your wife?
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