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The Supreme Court Changed My Sex Life Forever - Dark Times
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Posted on 05/18/2024 9:30:47 AM PDT by Morgana

It's been one whole year since Roe v. Wade was overturned, which means they've been making abortion illegal all over the place. So these are dark times, as NPR and InsiderNews have reported:

https://www.npr.org/2022/10/22/113072...

Because now that Roe v. Wade is overturned, a woman can get pregnant just by having sex.

"I find myself in this really bizarre state where I'm asking guys about things like their values and trustworthiness before sleeping with them."

"Before a girl would have sex with me, but now she's asking me all these dumb questions like, "Do you love me?" and "What happens if I get pregnant?" and "Do you have a job?" I can't tell you how many first dates I've had in the last year where no sex happens."

"It used to be that if I got a girl pregnant, I would just force her to get an abortion, and I can't do that anymore, and that's awful. It's like the government is making me responsible for a bunch of stuff I shouldn't be responsible for, like my sex life and my children."

"I live in constant fear of a baby somehow finding its way into my uterus."

VIDEO is 2:47 minutes long The ending is priceless...I'm not giving it way ...just watch!!😂😂

(Excerpt) Read more at youtube.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: abortion; babylonbee; madeupcrap; plannedparenthood; prolife; righttolife; roevswade; satire
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To: Morgana

It was meant to be a Babylon Bee type of video, because they are describing what their grandmothers most likely faced, but for them a new concept. Very amusing, to a degree. 🤣


41 posted on 05/18/2024 12:17:37 PM PDT by Robert DeLong
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To: Morgana

I remember a very smart Chicago area physician on a late night talk show, mid 70s maybe, perhaps a little earlier when the so-called Sexual Revolution was peaking: he said simply “Doesn’t anybody remember how JUICY just MAKING OUT used to be???” I never forgot that.... I would like to open this up for some more discussion, beyond what this post covers.


42 posted on 05/18/2024 12:27:07 PM PDT by supremedoctrine
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

This author sounds like an addled idiot.

Bingo!


43 posted on 05/18/2024 12:44:35 PM PDT by from occupied ga (Your government is your most dangerous enemy - EVs a solution for which there is no problem)
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To: arthurus
Murdering babies is a very satisfying rite for liberal women.

Especially those black ones.

44 posted on 05/18/2024 12:46:16 PM PDT by 17th Miss Regt ( )
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To: Morgana

Well done. Very funny!


45 posted on 05/18/2024 12:52:40 PM PDT by Albion Wilde (Either ‘the Deep State destroys America, or we destroy the Deep State.’ --Donald Trump)
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To: FamiliarFace
I thought it was satire when I first read this.

I think it is. I think they’re making fun of the wokies.

I think.

46 posted on 05/18/2024 12:53:21 PM PDT by Allegra (Toss a zeeper in the Dnieper)
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To: Morgana
"I find myself in this really bizarre state where I'm asking guys about things like their values and trustworthiness before sleeping with them."

What ever happened to spending time together because of friendship and enjoyment of each other's company?
47 posted on 05/18/2024 12:57:37 PM PDT by clearcarbon (Fraudulent elections have consequences.)
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To: Gene Eric

“Bee worthy”

Indeed. Actually, I think they Out-Bee’d the Bee.


48 posted on 05/18/2024 1:00:23 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (“When exposing a crime is treated like a crime, you are being ruled by criminals” – Edward Snowden)
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To: Political Junkie Too

Stop right there!
I gotta know right now!
Before we go any further!
Do you love me?
Will you love me forever?
Do you need me?
Will you never leave me?
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife?

Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
I’ll give you an answer in the morning


49 posted on 05/18/2024 1:16:02 PM PDT by HartleyMBaldwin
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To: Morgana

Babylon Bee does it again !!!!

Oh. Wait. Never mind.


50 posted on 05/18/2024 1:41:44 PM PDT by gitmo (If your biography doesn't match your theology, what good is it?)
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To: I want the USA back

Here is the only way to solve the abortion issue: every abortion results in mandatory sterilization, no ifs, ands, or buts.

How quickly would the stupid sluts spread their legs then?


51 posted on 05/18/2024 2:33:31 PM PDT by Ban Draoi Marbh Draoi ( Gen. 12:3: a warning to all antisemites)
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To: phormer phrog phlyer
A baby is a gift from God.

Only for Christians. To liberals it's another matter.

Liberals hate the little children
all the children of the world
Red and yellow, black and white
they are vermin in their sight
liberals hate the children of the world

52 posted on 05/18/2024 2:43:41 PM PDT by BipolarBob (Why aren't eleven and twelve pronounced like one teen and two teen?)
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To: Morgana

Bkmk


53 posted on 05/18/2024 3:34:37 PM PDT by sauropod ("This is a time when people reveal themselves for who they are." James O'Keefe Ne supra crepidam)
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To: Morgana
“a woman can get pregnant just by having sex.”

NOT the Bee.

54 posted on 05/18/2024 3:52:42 PM PDT by Sicon ("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell>)
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To: Morgana

Yes but one of the advantages the left has taught us is I can now get pregnant.
My mom taught me otherwise but now I need to be very careful.
I could get pregnant at anytime for any reason.
President Poopy Pants has told me so.


55 posted on 05/18/2024 4:29:15 PM PDT by Zathras
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To: CA Conservative

Sounds like a plan to me. Too bad it will never happen.


57 posted on 05/18/2024 5:47:33 PM PDT by animal172 (This ain't the country I grew up in.)
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To: Political Junkie Too

Will you love me?
Will you love me forever
Will you need me?
Will you never leave me?
Will you make me so happy
for the rest of my life?
Will you take me away and
will you make me your wife?


58 posted on 05/18/2024 9:06:49 PM PDT by gnickgnack2 (They’re pushing us because they want us to push back. Then comes martial law. They see it as a win-w)
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