Posted on 04/08/2024 12:41:46 PM PDT by Red Badger
"I FIGURED [THE SURGEON] WAS MESSING WITH ME, BUT HE HAD TO STOP BECAUSE EVERYTHING WAS SHAKING."
Ball Drop
When a small earthquake rattled the New York City area and surrounding states on Friday morning, Pennsylvania resident Justin Allen was lying down on an operating table getting a vasectomy. As The Guardian reports, the geological rumbling alarmed his surgeon enough to momentarily pause the procedure.
"I thought maybe a train was passing by or it was just something that happens at that office, even when the doctor was like 'I think this is an earthquake,'" Allen told the news outlet. "I figured he was messing with me, but he had to stop because everything was shaking."
Allen, who was under local local anesthesia at the time and hence was awake during the whole thing, told the Guardian he wasn't worried because his doctor had prepared him adequately on what to expect.
"I really wasn’t worried because he had walked me through every step of the procedure, so it mostly felt like a brief speed bump and we were mostly just calm and laughing as the room shook," he said.
Seismic Moment
Afterwards, Allen went on the social media platform X-formerly-Twitter to trumpet his unique experience.
"A ******* EARTHQUAKE HAPPENED IN THE MIDDLE OF MY VASECTOMY," wrote Allen in a post that went viral.
His wife Bridget followed up with photos of Allen posing in front of the urology office, quipping on X that "I need to add, as the wife of the patient, the only thing this was a 'sign' of was the fact that we should never ever ever have another child ever again... ever."
The United States Geological Survey (USGS) reports that the 4.8 magnitude earthquake occurred at 10:23 am, with the epicenter located near Whitehouse Station, New Jersey.
Tremors were felt in locales as far flung as Boston and Philadelphia, lighting up social media with reports about the quake.
New Jerseyans on social media were especially peeved that New Yorkers were getting the lion share of headlines, even though the epicenter was smack dab in the middle of the Garden State.
"NJ experiencing the epicenter but watching NYC dominate the earthquake convo," one fretted.
Oops!
Earthquakes - another reason why a surgeon needs steady hands...
At least it wasn’t during his circumcision.
Or during a penis implant
That is one word you do not want to hear during your vasectomy!..................
😂👍
Probably the last time he’ll feel the earth move
I was getting a heart cath. They had prepped me and sent the camera up through the artery in my groin to near my heart. That’s not a pleasant procedure.
The large monitor the surgeons were using went zzzzt zzzzt and it blacked out.
They called and were told there were no other operating rooms available and tech services were not available either. They said they would have to back the cable out and we would have to do this again soon.
I told them to roll my gurney over to the monitor. They eventually agreed. I unplugged the data cable, blew it out, and screwed it back in. The images came back up. They rolled the bed back in place and completed my surgery.
>>>I was getting a heart cath.<<<
I’ve had that..................
On a positive note, a slip of the knife meant the guy now sings soprano. 🎵
Maybe it was a sign from God, DON’T DO IT.
Could have a future as a soprano.
Why not do it?
Did the Earth move for you too?
Not a problem in a Royal Deluxe II
I really wasn’t worried because he had walked me through every step said the tenor.
What word do you never want to hear when your Doctor is performing a vasectomy on you?
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