Posted on 12/01/2023 2:55:29 PM PST by McGruff
BEIJING — Following last night's heavily publicized debate between California Governor Gavin Newsom and Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, the Chinese state media proclaimed Newsom the clear and unquestioned winner.
"There is no other conclusion which anyone may draw," said Xing Zhou, spokesman for the People's Republic of China. "Our dear friend and close colleague, Mr. Newsom, soundly defeated the brash American DeSantis. Everyone saw this. Do not question it."
Despite many people throughout the media and across the country expressing the view that DeSantis soundly trounced Newsom at every turn during the debate, multiple representatives of the Chinese government were adamant that the opposite was true. "We defy anyone to come forward with evidence that DeSantis was victorious," Zhou said. "Only a man on the losing end of a debate would be presenting photographs of human feces that was found on the streets of a city under Gavin Newsom's leadership. Streets in China are also covered in excrement, but this is no reflection on the outstanding leadership of our glorious President Xi."
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Xi thinks he owns the USA now.
I am not certain that he is wrong.
The debate was sponsored by U-Haul.
Well we certainly know who’s Newsome’s pet...
Good one
That ought to get me enough social credit points for a coupon in the naughty section of alibaba...
I believed it into the first two sentences!
Most MAGA feel the same.. anything against DeSantis.
Who’s next after Trump? And yes I’m voting Trump again..3rd time.
The leftards are flooding X with posts about Breck Boy dominating RDS. These people are insane.
Byron Donalds?
Gavin Newsom + Ron DeSantis = 00
China only selects the worst for the U.S. it’s why he has pal Biden.
Ha Ha!
Gavin thinks he’s so pretty.
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