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libertysflame.com ^ | 10 - 16 - 2023 | self

Posted on 10/16/2023 5:52:41 PM PDT by Firehath

oh MacArthur's park

left the cake out in the rain

lost the recipe

The natives are restless

when were they ever weren't restless

midnight oil burning at all time record breaking high

the whole world wants to know

meteor showers of alien excrement

dopamine clouds wafting through cloudburst of aboriginal intelligence reflecting back from the obama ozone

swarming herds of animals stampeding from earthquakes machine gun lightning strikes running to the hills

the rest to escape the blaring microwaves blasting themselves into the mud hole pits

how many human sacrifices to placate the angry spirits coming down to attack

people all want to know

is this just practice - parkay - butter - shin ding a danga - steaming donka - dunga

trumpets are supposed to be sounded

damnation only where is promised deliverence

can we have a time out - word from heaven

this is the end of the world with no explanation

just bongo bonged brains with pulsing heads no receptions

George Orwell looped dna being blasted from laser ufos body double planting - snatching snatchering rings

jason arnogutted all of us to death


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: apocalypse; armageddon; prophecy
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To: Jamestown1630
True!

And he isn't funny, clever, or even vaguely lucid.

The world is on fire, all is falling apart, and this IMBECILE is posting this CRAP to FR?

41 posted on 10/16/2023 6:54:18 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: mitch5501

America

Before it sovietized

Was exceptional

Now it’s dirt stupid communist - atheist

paula barbereri saw oj slip the gloves off

so fast the spell thinking he was god was broken


42 posted on 10/16/2023 6:54:54 PM PDT by Firehath (Quackery - An irrelevant simplification / undetected Complex problem - attacking symptoms)
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To: Firehath

"This will then thusly, thus thereafter will therefore thusly then."   (Quote from the Veeper, Comical Harelip.)

43 posted on 10/16/2023 6:55:05 PM PDT by Songcraft
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To: nopardons

I’ve been told that this is how he/she always posts, so...


44 posted on 10/16/2023 6:56:26 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: Firehath
How many times have you been banned?

What were your previous nics?

How have you managed to escape your keepers?

45 posted on 10/16/2023 6:57:55 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: Jamestown1630
REALLY?

Thankfully I haven't EVER seen a post from this "THING" before.

46 posted on 10/16/2023 6:58:41 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: nopardons

Join the club - this is my first time, too.


47 posted on 10/16/2023 6:59:26 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: Jamestown1630

We need to form a club! LOL


48 posted on 10/16/2023 7:01:42 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: nopardons

Not. certain the OP understands logic


49 posted on 10/16/2023 7:08:36 PM PDT by combat_boots ( )
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To: Jane Long

Everybody’s got some crazy in them...


50 posted on 10/16/2023 7:14:48 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: nopardons

The brain washed dead

Keep washing up here

On the freerepublic beaches

Taking over too


51 posted on 10/16/2023 7:14:50 PM PDT by Firehath (Quackery - An irrelevant simplification / undetected Complex problem - attacking symptoms)
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To: Firehath

Mister City policeman sitting

Pretty little policemen in a row

See how they fly like Lucy in the sky


52 posted on 10/16/2023 7:19:43 PM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: NorthMountain

Gosh, we’re going to need a contest for Poet Laureate of Free Republic...


53 posted on 10/16/2023 7:23:20 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: Firehath

And Lucy is still in the sky.
With diamonds!


54 posted on 10/16/2023 7:25:38 PM PDT by Nateman (If Mohammad was not the Anti Christ Mad Moe definitely comes in as a Strong second.)
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To: Jamestown1630

I am the eggman

They are the eggmen

I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob


55 posted on 10/16/2023 7:29:00 PM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: NorthMountain

I think that’s plagiarism, and disqualifies you.


56 posted on 10/16/2023 7:31:57 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: Jamestown1630

Never claimed otherwise.

;’}


57 posted on 10/16/2023 7:32:52 PM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: nopardons

You’re traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of odd poetry but of mindless drivel. A journey into a bizarro land whose boundaries are that of indigestion. At the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Twit Light Zone!


58 posted on 10/16/2023 7:39:38 PM PDT by Nateman (If Mohammad was not the Anti Christ Mad Moe definitely comes in as a Strong second.)
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To: Firehath

Congratulations, this is just the sort of nonsensical dribble that gets 5,000 responses and stays active for years.


59 posted on 10/16/2023 7:43:51 PM PDT by x
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To: combat_boots

You’re probably correct.


60 posted on 10/16/2023 7:49:17 PM PDT by nopardons
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