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libertysflame.com ^ | 10 - 16 - 2023 | self

Posted on 10/16/2023 5:52:41 PM PDT by Firehath

oh MacArthur's park

left the cake out in the rain

lost the recipe

The natives are restless

when were they ever weren't restless

midnight oil burning at all time record breaking high

the whole world wants to know

meteor showers of alien excrement

dopamine clouds wafting through cloudburst of aboriginal intelligence reflecting back from the obama ozone

swarming herds of animals stampeding from earthquakes machine gun lightning strikes running to the hills

the rest to escape the blaring microwaves blasting themselves into the mud hole pits

how many human sacrifices to placate the angry spirits coming down to attack

people all want to know

is this just practice - parkay - butter - shin ding a danga - steaming donka - dunga

trumpets are supposed to be sounded

damnation only where is promised deliverence

can we have a time out - word from heaven

this is the end of the world with no explanation

just bongo bonged brains with pulsing heads no receptions

George Orwell looped dna being blasted from laser ufos body double planting - snatching snatchering rings

jason arnogutted all of us to death


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: apocalypse; armageddon; prophecy
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To: Firehath

Still fruitlessly lusting for attention, I see.


21 posted on 10/16/2023 6:31:11 PM PDT by citizen (Put all LBQTwhatever programming on a new subscription service: PERV-TV)
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To: Jane Long

Some of you weren’t responding to his posts so he decided to write a thread making everything crystal clear so that everyone would get it.


22 posted on 10/16/2023 6:32:04 PM PDT by ansel12 ((NATO warrior under Reagan, and RA under Nixon, bemoaning the pro-Russians from Vietnam to Ukraine.))
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To: Jane Long
Someone escaped from a criminally insane facility and posted to FR?

Time was, this poster would have been ZOTTED immediately.

23 posted on 10/16/2023 6:32:13 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: Firehath

Good sense, innocence, cripplin’ mankind
Dead kings, many things I can’t define
Occasions, persuasions clutter your mind
Incense and peppermints, the color of time

Who cares what games we choose?
Little to win, but nothin’ to lose

Incense and peppermints, meaningless nouns
Turn on, tune in, turn your eyes around


24 posted on 10/16/2023 6:32:17 PM PDT by sjmjax
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To: nopardons

Maybe the mods are letting the kids have a bit of fun with this troll, before the zot.


25 posted on 10/16/2023 6:35:39 PM PDT by Jane Long (What we were told was a conspiracy theory in β€˜20 is now fact. Land of the sheep, home of the knaves)
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To: ansel12

LOL!

Well, glad he cleared things up, for us.

πŸ™ƒ


26 posted on 10/16/2023 6:36:42 PM PDT by Jane Long (What we were told was a conspiracy theory in β€˜20 is now fact. Land of the sheep, home of the knaves)
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To: Jane Long
Perhaps...

I love the TWILIGHT ZONE, which is WHY I clicked on this thread. WHAT A DAMNED DISAPPOINTMENT!

27 posted on 10/16/2023 6:38:34 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: Firehath

28 posted on 10/16/2023 6:38:41 PM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: ought-six

The lib dnc

All consuming uncontrollable diversity glob

They have unleashed

needs a death ray from God

To save the human race - earth

marxists have cleft brains

security scanners need reprogramming


29 posted on 10/16/2023 6:38:49 PM PDT by Firehath (Quackery - An irrelevant simplification / undetected Complex problem - attacking symptoms)
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To: Firehath

I think you need some Chamomile Tea, dear.


30 posted on 10/16/2023 6:39:09 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: Firehath; Jane Long

my microwave is round like bread

plaid shag carpet of my soul

oranges and cottonmouths at the teller window

i’d like fries with that please


31 posted on 10/16/2023 6:39:35 PM PDT by Allegra (Stop the Zeepers from Censoring FReepers)
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To: Allegra

LOL!


32 posted on 10/16/2023 6:40:50 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: Firehath
If you are THIS lonely, go adopt a pet!

And DO get off FR, RIGHT NOW, and go to the nearest ER for help!

33 posted on 10/16/2023 6:41:06 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: nopardons

:-)

He’s no Rod Serling, for sure.


34 posted on 10/16/2023 6:41:15 PM PDT by Jane Long (What we were told was a conspiracy theory in β€˜20 is now fact. Land of the sheep, home of the knaves)
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To: Allegra

Wait....you can relate?

:-)


35 posted on 10/16/2023 6:41:44 PM PDT by Jane Long (What we were told was a conspiracy theory in β€˜20 is now fact. Land of the sheep, home of the knaves)
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To: nopardons

Kind of odd, for a Monday night. (We usually get this stuff on the weekend.)


36 posted on 10/16/2023 6:42:25 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: Firehath

Don’t know how anyone could argue with any of that!
Not only was it authentic frontier jibberish, it also said exactly what everyone was thinking!


37 posted on 10/16/2023 6:48:43 PM PDT by mitch5501 ("make your calling and election sure:for if ye do these things ye shall never fall")
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To: Jamestown1630; Jane Long
Kind of odd, for a Monday night. (We usually get this stuff on the weekend.)

Maybe it’s a lunar eclipse hangover. ;-)

38 posted on 10/16/2023 6:48:46 PM PDT by Allegra (Stop the Zeepers from Censoring FReepers)
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To: All

The posting history is all gibberish.


39 posted on 10/16/2023 6:50:59 PM PDT by rdl6989 ( )
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To: Jane Long
He isn't even s literate as a toddler pre-schooler!

Lewis Carrol wrote far better gibberish!

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves

Dud gyre and gimble in the wabe.

All mimsy were the borogroves,

And the mome rathe outgrabe.

40 posted on 10/16/2023 6:51:54 PM PDT by nopardons
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