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7/22/2023
| By Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 07/22/2023 8:11:48 PM PDT by Lazamataz
First of all, much to the dismay of many, I did not die tonight.
Secondly, I've seen these funeral threads before where people mourn the FReeper and talk about what they meant to them (and more than a few FReepers who celebrate the death).
But what's the point of that? Does the dead FReeper know anything, or see any of the kind or crass remarks about them?
No. Pointless. We should have these sort of threads BEFORE they die.
So that's why I'm doing my obituary thread tonight. Plus, there is the added advantage of me knowing the exact date (7/22/2023) and and time (10:34PM) of my death!
Arrangements may be sent to: Egotistical Clown Funeral Home, 2312 Dumb Vanity Road, Atlanta, GA. 30321
Donations on his behalf may be sent to the Gun Owners of America.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Weird Stuff
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To: Lazamataz
His โsmile lit up a room. โ
*Said about every victim on crime shows. ๐คฎ
To: Prince of Space
"His โsmile lit up a room.
I was because he always brushed his teeth with Bon Ami
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posted on
07/23/2023 2:57:11 AM PDT
by
Kartographer
(โWe Mutually Pledge To Each Other Our Lives, Our Fortunes And Our Sacred Honorโ)
To: All
Poor Laz. He will be moderately missed.
His early life was uneventful. It was discovered he was dyslexic when they sent him to Cox's to buy a seersucker suit and instead he went to Sears.
Nasty rumors of him shooting the juke box at Fast Freds is not true.
He rarely danced in the rain although he thought it was a really good idea.
Sadly, he never got to get his dream job of operating a ferris wheel at Walt Disney World because they didn't trust him with heavy equipment.
In lieu of flowers, send condoms to Madame Orr's House for wayward women.
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posted on
07/23/2023 3:04:53 AM PDT
by
BipolarBob
(My friend David got his ID stolen, so now he's just Dav.)
To: Lazamataz
Laz,
Did you ever see the movie โGet Lowโ (staring Robert Duvall, Bill Murray, Sissy Spacek) BTW: I was an extra in the funeral scene filmed out at Pickett's Mill Battlefield State Park in Newman, GA. Itโs based on the true story about a Tennessee hermit in the 1930s who throws his own funeral party while still alive.
Here are my words for you (borrowed from Dylan Thomas)โฆ.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
07/23/2023 3:15:43 AM PDT
by
teeman8r
(Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world or something )
To: Lazamataz
Remember the story about when Laz was hiking and he used a knife to kill a bear that was attacking his dog, oh wait...
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posted on
07/23/2023 3:27:42 AM PDT
by
Brooklyn Attitude
(I went to bed on November 3rd 2020 and woke up in 1984.)
To: Lazamataz
Condolences
may your passing be merry and bright.
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posted on
07/23/2023 3:27:43 AM PDT
by
PIF
(They came for me and mine ... now its your turn)
To: Lazamataz
Hey, you may have died but the legend will live on.
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posted on
07/23/2023 3:35:29 AM PDT
by
Bullish
(Either we don't see it coming or they don't... But somebody's got it coming.)
To: Lazamataz
“Personally, Laz meant a lot to me. He’d routinely crack me up or make me think differently. I will miss him greatly”
The only thing I remember about that guy was that he was always hitting women.
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posted on
07/23/2023 3:42:02 AM PDT
by
Brooklyn Attitude
(I went to bed on November 3rd 2020 and woke up in 1984.)
To: Lazamataz
Posted on 7/22/2023, 11:11:48 PM
Over 200 comments between almost midnight and before 7 AM EST.
Who's sleeping through the night these days?
To: Lazamataz
In fine Freeper tradition, I did not read the article, just the headline - so of course, I'll comment on that.
I am so sorry that you are dead, Laz, mainly because I loved your take on life, politics, and on what we consider "reality".
I do believe that you have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ, and that if you're as dead as you claim to be, you are surely with Him in Paradise.
And I'm sorry that I called you Shirley.
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posted on
07/23/2023 4:02:42 AM PDT
by
Psalm 73
("You'll never hear surf music again" - J. Hendrix)
To: Brooklyn Attitude
A true gentleman to the end....Only hit on 3 and up....
To: Lazamataz
I always enjoyed your posts. May your death go swimmingly.
Toodlesโฆ
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posted on
07/23/2023 4:08:34 AM PDT
by
EEGator
To: Lazamataz
โฆweโll be LOOKED deadโฆ
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posted on
07/23/2023 4:12:39 AM PDT
by
TalBlack
(We have a Christian duty and a patriotic duty. God help us.)
To: Lazamataz
Your death would mean a void in all of us, because your humor never fails to bring a smile to our face.
Thank you for all the laughs over the years.
You are a unique light, which will never brighten our way again once it goes out.
I hope you realize how much you are appreciated, old friend.
You still owe me 50 bucks, dead or alive.
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posted on
07/23/2023 4:20:34 AM PDT
by
exit82
(Either the Democrat Party will survive or America will survive. But not both.)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
07/23/2023 4:21:22 AM PDT
by
MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
(Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
To: Lazamataz
Laz lived by these immortal words...
“Everybody’s probably gonna die from somethin.” — Former US Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders
Stay well FRiend. You still owe me $100.
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posted on
07/23/2023 4:29:15 AM PDT
by
Prov1322
(Enjoy my wife's incredible artwork at www.watercolorARTwork.com! (This space no longer for rent))
To: Slings and Arrows; Lazamataz; Tijeras_Slim; Constitution Day
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
07/23/2023 4:36:17 AM PDT
by
RaceBannon
(Rom 5:8 But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for )
To: Lazamataz
At least a few thousand homely looking women, who would not otherwise have been “done” by anybody, are heartbroken.
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posted on
07/23/2023 4:41:44 AM PDT
by
SamAdams76
(5,301,904 Truth | 86,921,174 Twitter)
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