To: Prince of Space
"His “smile lit up a room.
I was because he always brushed his teeth with Bon Ami
202 posted on
07/23/2023 2:57:11 AM PDT by
Kartographer
(“We Mutually Pledge To Each Other Our Lives, Our Fortunes And Our Sacred Honor”)
To: All
Poor Laz. He will be moderately missed.
His early life was uneventful. It was discovered he was dyslexic when they sent him to Cox's to buy a seersucker suit and instead he went to Sears.
Nasty rumors of him shooting the juke box at Fast Freds is not true.
He rarely danced in the rain although he thought it was a really good idea.
Sadly, he never got to get his dream job of operating a ferris wheel at Walt Disney World because they didn't trust him with heavy equipment.
In lieu of flowers, send condoms to Madame Orr's House for wayward women.
203 posted on
07/23/2023 3:04:53 AM PDT by
BipolarBob
(My friend David got his ID stolen, so now he's just Dav.)
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