Next time, come prepared; wear your extra strength beer goggles for even finer resolution.
Posted on 04/05/2023 4:22:50 PM PDT by McGruff
ST. LOUIS, MO — Beer scientists at Budweiser headquarters are reportedly hard at work researching how many cans of Bud Light it would take for Dylan Mulvaney to pass as a woman.
According to sources, Mulvaney, who recently became a spokesman for the alcoholic beverage, was personally recruited by CEO Phillip Bud while he was inebriated — now human resources need to know how this could have happened.
One. No. Two. No, Dr. Pedro Morganstein noted in the test log. Three? Ugh, no.
Dr. Morganstein reportedly passed out twenty beers later, still believing Dylan Mulvaney was a man. However, he did note that his female colleagues were at least three points more attractive.
Alcoholic intake studies are nothing new for the Budweiser corporation, but experiments typically measure the rate of cognitive decline. Determining how many drinks it takes for a man to look like a woman is new territory for the team
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Bud Light-in-the-Loafers Beer.
I drink mich ultra. It’s low carb. LOL. But usually vodka and green tea (crystal light).
And I can’t get drunk on beer. When I drink it...I usually drink at 8-12 bottles.
For vodka it takes 750ml to get me wound up. And even then it’s not bad.
It’s genetic though. I wish I was like my girlfriend. She has 1 beer and she’s wasted. She is asian though and has the asian alcohol allergy. For me drinking costs too much to enjoy it a lot.
Hilarious!
Beer goggles!
Don Imus would have an opinion, if he were still alive
Bud Light really wasn’t on my go to list to start off with, but sometime when you go to a restaurant, they may not have a lot of options. From now on however, I am going with Grolsch instead of Budweiser. Maybe even Iron City....
I drank at that rate for a while.
Quit drinking for 5 years due to health
The day lockdowns ended I was ready to party. And we did!
And what a time to do this.
Baseball season starting up. Think baseball stadiums and their fans.
Lent is over. Some people give up beer for lent.
Hot weather on the way.
What a wonder it is that the wizards of smart are running this company.
Real news. Gonna need more beer.
Trans woman and new Bud Light partner Dylan Mulvaney now paid by Nike to model sports bras
Seriously ? What’s your point other than being soy boi?
Probably won’t be Clydesdale in the future there, because continuing them requires a knowledge of breeding.
Next thing you know, jackasses will be identifying as Clydesdale and demanding to be on the team. Oh wait...
this dude is makin’ money
That, and to give Mrs fhayek something else to bitch at me for. Bitching at me is what really makes her happy in life, and I am only too happy to oblige...
He has no breasts but is modeling sports bras. I am staring at his feet, thinking those are long flippers, even for a man.
This fag is for you!
The Babylon Bee has been killing it lately!
Crystal Light? Doesn’t that have Aspartame?
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