Posted on 12/21/2022 4:30:00 AM PST by DFG
The case left doctors shell shocked.
A French hospital was partially evacuated Saturday after a senior citizen arrived with a World War I artillery shell lodged in his rectum.
The 88-year-old patient visited Hospital Sainte Musse in Toulon to have the antique explosive removed — but instead sparked a “bomb scare,” French publication Var-Matin reported.
“An emergency occurred from 9 p.m. to 11:30 p.m. on Saturday evening that required the intervention of bomb disposal personnel, the evacuation of adult and pediatric emergencies as well as the diversion of incoming emergencies,” a hospital spokesperson stated.
“We had to manage the risk in a reactive framework,” the rep added. “When in doubt, we took all the precautions.”
Bomb disposal experts at the scene determined there was little possibility the shell would explode inside the man.
“They reassured us by telling us that it was a collector’s item from the First World War, used by the French military,” the hospital stated.
Stunned doctors subsequently began the process of trying to remove the object — which measured almost 8 inches long and more than 2 inches wide — from the man’s rectum.
It’s believed the pervy patient inserted the item up his anus for sexual pleasure.
“An apple, a mango or even a can of shaving foam, we are used to finding unusual objects inserted where they shouldn’t be,” one doctor declared. “But a shell? Never!”
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These fags have gone too far.
Rectum? It almost killed him.
5.56mm
Gives new meaning to the term, “explosive diarrhea.”
“They shall not pass!”
I am here just for the witty comments!
An oldie, but appropriate goodie. Kudos, sir.
Thanks for the outstanding belly-laugh.
Cheers.
Paul Pelosi?
/s
Talk about packing a load
Doesn't it though?
When your bowel excretions involve blast radius that can be measured in meters, then I think it's safe to say you're up sh_ts creek without a paddle.
Of course, when your anus presently serves as a rocket nozzle, lacking a paddle for locomotion probably isn't your main concern.
https://youtu.be/JaxVNo8R4dM
Sheesh...there are no words to describe the insanity that is required to shove that up your butt
Perfect. LOL!
Patient is 88. Munition is WW1.
Just how long has this been going on?!
Pretty agile for 88 years
If he wasn’t so old he could come over here and run for politics in California or the NE as a Democrat.
My friend was a vice cop in Alaska and had many contacts in a local hospital who told him stories. The weirdest ones were ER visits by attendees at an annual function at a nearby resort. The items they recovered that orifice were LOL crazy. (I won’t name the particular group,)
Guess the NRA will have have to add a new one to the list of gun safety rules.
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