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Biden Admits We May Have A ‘Very Slight’ Nuclear War
Babylon Bee ^
Posted on 10/13/2022 10:05:25 AM PDT by RoosterRedux
In a recent interview with CNN's Jake Tapper, President Biden sat down to assure the nation that while a nuclear war is likely on the way, it will only be "very slight."
"Look folks, here's the deal. I don't think there will be a nuclear war with Russia. But if it is, it'll be very a very slight one," said President Joe Biden. "It'll be just a mild armageddon, nothing more."
As the broadcast continued, Jake Tapper nodded calmly before staring blankly into the distance, trying to register that the world may or may not be on the brink of a thermonuclear war. "They look at these things 6 months out you know. Every 6 months they speculate!" said President Biden breaking the silence. "Just because they say in the next 6 months a couple million people MIGHT get nuked, everyone panics?"
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TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; bee; thebabylonbee; thebee
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To: RoosterRedux
Is he going to do it so he can declare martial law?
I am confused. Where is this coming from?
To: RoosterRedux
I fell for it for 12.8 seconds. Went from WTF to LOL. Well done BB!
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posted on
10/13/2022 10:36:41 AM PDT
by
Chgogal
(Welcome to Fuhrer Biden's Weaponized Fascist Banana Republic! It's the road to hell.)
To: RoosterRedux
Biden Admits We May Have A ‘Very Slight’ Nuclear War
If he actually said (thinks) that he is as mad as a March Hare!
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posted on
10/13/2022 10:37:21 AM PDT
by
Don Corleone
(leave the gun, take the canolis)
To: RoosterRedux
What a nut,,,,,there is no such thing as a little Nuclear War.
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posted on
10/13/2022 10:37:36 AM PDT
by
chopperk
To: chopperk
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posted on
10/13/2022 10:38:15 AM PDT
by
x
To: Cowgirl of Justice
I am confused. Where is this coming from?BB
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posted on
10/13/2022 10:38:36 AM PDT
by
1Old Pro
To: Cowgirl of Justice; All
I am confused. Where is this coming from?
Lol. This is satire from the Babylon Bee. It's based on Biden saying we might have a "slight recession" a couple of days ago.
The Bee'll fool you sometimes. But that's what makes satire great.
To: RoosterRedux
Sometimes the Bee hits a little too close to reality, and the reality is, I can see/hear Shitshow Nuclear Joe saying this very thing.
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posted on
10/13/2022 10:40:41 AM PDT
by
usconservative
(When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
To: RoosterRedux
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posted on
10/13/2022 10:40:43 AM PDT
by
mykroar
(Democrats support both types of allowed thought: Marxist and Leninist.)
To: RoosterRedux
Oh crap, it’s the Bee. I fell for it again.
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posted on
10/13/2022 10:41:59 AM PDT
by
dljordan
To: RoosterRedux
As long as they limit it to DC...
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posted on
10/13/2022 10:42:12 AM PDT
by
seowulf
(Civilization begins with order, grows with liberty, and dies with chaos...Will Durant)
To: RoosterRedux
“She is just a tiny but pregnant”
To: Tell It Right
To: RoosterRedux
This is complete insanity. Even with the BEST of outcomes, Biden hides his former (and current) grift and corruption schemes with UKR, all the NIH-funded NIAID UKR Bioweapons labs, RINOs and Democrat MIC war hawks get rich and the American taxpayer gets stuck with the Marshal Plan rebuild of a corrupt country bill. Sheesh.
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posted on
10/13/2022 10:53:09 AM PDT
by
Gaffer
To: RoosterRedux
With this absurd administration, the Bee’s satire is the proverbial “shooting fish in a barrel “!
It’s impossible to dream up something too ridiculous that this administration might say or do.
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posted on
10/13/2022 10:53:52 AM PDT
by
sjmjax
To: RedMonqey
A 'Kinder, Gentler Armageddon'.
To: RedMonqey
Is that like being a little pregnant?
To: RoosterRedux
Almost fooled me. The Bee is always very close to the truth.
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posted on
10/13/2022 11:11:24 AM PDT
by
I want the USA back
(Kick every last democrat out of office! )
To: RoosterRedux
A mostly peaceful nuclear war.
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posted on
10/13/2022 11:16:00 AM PDT
by
E. Pluribus Unum
( We need to “build back better” on the bones and ashes of those forcing us to “Build Back Better.")
To: Tell It Right
Yep, got caught in the “bee” trap. See my post 17.
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posted on
10/13/2022 11:16:39 AM PDT
by
walkingdead
(We are sacrificing American youth's future on the altar of our own fear. And it is a travesty.)
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