Posted on 09/12/2022 12:49:54 PM PDT by RoosterRedux
In his first official royal decree, King Charles has replaced Meghan and Harry in the line of succession with two of the late Queen's corgis.
"Fluffy here shall immediately assume the title of Duke," said Charles, presenting the corgi with a scepter. "There now! Who's a good future King of England?"
The nation of England erupted into celebration upon hearing the news. "After the sadness of the past week, it feels good to have something to be happy about," said citizen Gerald Funderburk. "The thought of the monarchy falling into the hands of Harry or Meghan, those blithering idiots…we can all rest a little easier tonight knowing the kingdom will be in good hands. Or paws."
*snip*
At publishing time, Meghan Markle had responded with her daily tradition of calling everyone in her family racist.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
the corgis proved to be more loyal subjects to Her Majesty ...
But they need them at Buckingham. The place is infested with rodents.
How true.
The corgis are more intelligent and likable.
But then so are tape worms
The feeling was mutual!;-)
Mos excellent idea. One of my great great great grandparents was Welch.
In unrelated news, our family has had Corgis for 56 years, both Cardigans and Pembrokes. Highly intelligent dogs. Harry and MeAgain have far lower IQs.
They would have been better off having a corgi succeed the Queen, truly.
I bet the Cogis are more loyal..
One of the Bee’s better ones! Still laughing!
You Go, Chuck! :)
(Love the Bee!)
“A eus hwans dhis a gurun war dha benn
Ha benyn ryb dha dhiwdroes?”
Cats don’t want to be Constitutional monarch’s.
They prefer to burrow themselves into the corridors of power, and wait…
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_(cat)
(You don’t think he’s just chasing mice, do you?)
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