Posted on 09/12/2022 12:49:54 PM PDT by RoosterRedux
In his first official royal decree, King Charles has replaced Meghan and Harry in the line of succession with two of the late Queen's corgis.
"Fluffy here shall immediately assume the title of Duke," said Charles, presenting the corgi with a scepter. "There now! Who's a good future King of England?"
The nation of England erupted into celebration upon hearing the news. "After the sadness of the past week, it feels good to have something to be happy about," said citizen Gerald Funderburk. "The thought of the monarchy falling into the hands of Harry or Meghan, those blithering idiots…we can all rest a little easier tonight knowing the kingdom will be in good hands. Or paws."
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At publishing time, Meghan Markle had responded with her daily tradition of calling everyone in her family racist.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
The corgis are more intelligent and likable.
Wales is ecstatic!...........................
Love the Bee!
So I’d already take a corgi to replace the Consort of Cornhole. But remember the movie King Ralph? Some of us think it was the clotshots that took out the Queen. If the rest of the English part of the clan took the shots they might very well find themselves down to a guy named Ralph. There’s no doubt a John Goodman type out there somewhere who didn’t get the royal shots?
Lordy how I love The Bee
I approve!
My SIL had a Corgi ... fabulous little dog, great & big personality.
Two downsides ... one minor, one major:
Despite being short-haired, they shed ... a lot.
Unfortunately, Corgis are on the list of dogs who commonly get DM. German Shepards, Irish Setters, and Chesapeake Bay Retrievers are also on the list. DM = Degenerative Myelopathy. My SIL’s Corgi did develop DM - very sad to see him lose his mobility & eventually, as he developed further complications, he had to be put down. We remember him fondly & miss him a lot.
I usually find the Babylon Bee both ubiquitous and annoying, but today, I like it! Nail on the head. A thought many of us wanted someone to express in public.
Actually not a bad idea
Good one!
LOL
Great choice!
Photos of the Queen with US Presidents, My favorite is of her and Ronald Reagan riding horses.
https://www.aol.com/queen-us-presidents-riding-reagan-014532101.html
I think the queen disliked cats.
The Babylon Bee has just insulted dogs—this is totally unacceptable.
;-)
The Babylon Bee has just insulted dogs—this is totally unacceptable.
;-)
That’s really ‘Ruff!’
Considering it’s the Bee, I was halfway expecting to see photos of a Corgi wearing a Crown and an ermine collared cape.
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