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FBI Reveals Items Found In Trump's Safe
Babylon Bee ^
| 8/17/22
Posted on 08/17/2022 2:08:12 PM PDT by ToxicMasculinity
FBI agents Scoulder and Mully hold a press conference where they reveal the incriminating evidence found in Trump's safe. This raid was definitely justified. McDonald's receipts, World's Greatest President mug, TV remote from Lincoln bedroom, VHS of Home Alone II and Fireflies...
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TOPICS: History; Humor; Miscellaneous; Society
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; contents; humor; maralargo; raid; trump
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Very funny satire.
To: ToxicMasculinity
To: ToxicMasculinity
I’m waiting for a whistleblower to rat on the FBI that they stole Melanie’s panties....
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posted on
08/17/2022 2:09:39 PM PDT
by
Hambone 1934
(Dems love playing Nazis.....The republicans love helping them)
To: Berlin_Freeper
Or the KFC herbs and spices recipe.
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posted on
08/17/2022 2:13:31 PM PDT
by
rdl6989
( )
To: ToxicMasculinity
My pillow, my slippers, various Goya products, I did that stickers
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posted on
08/17/2022 2:13:46 PM PDT
by
mware
To: ToxicMasculinity
I don’t even know why, but “TV remote from Lincoln bedroom” cracks me up. The Bee strikes again!
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posted on
08/17/2022 2:14:01 PM PDT
by
cdcdawg
(Hoes mad! LOL! )
To: Berlin_Freeper
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posted on
08/17/2022 2:14:10 PM PDT
by
Pollard
(Worm Free PureBlood)
To: All
I don’t believe this story.
They cracked the safe and found the same things that Geraldo found in Al Capone’s vault.
To: Hambone 1934
I’m waiting for Trump to file suit to get them back. Let them deny it...
To: ToxicMasculinity
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posted on
08/17/2022 2:17:16 PM PDT
by
mware
To: ToxicMasculinity
It was also revealed that, when they went through Melania’s clothes, they found in one of her jackets, a telephone number to one of her secret lovers.
That will be used to blackmail Trump into not running again for president.
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posted on
08/17/2022 2:17:59 PM PDT
by
adorno
To: mware
His suit of armor from some of those awesome campaign posters.
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posted on
08/17/2022 2:20:12 PM PDT
by
telescope115
(Proud member of the ANTIFAuci movement. )
To: ToxicMasculinity
Haha! The Bee doing what it does best.
(I’ll bet even some leftist let out a suppressed chortle when they secretly read The Bee.)
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posted on
08/17/2022 2:20:19 PM PDT
by
fwdude
(Racism is not dead, but it is on life support - kept alive by politicians….” — Thomas Sowell)
To: ToxicMasculinity
Large bottle of tanning liquid to possibly blow up the Statue of Liberty or the moon.
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posted on
08/17/2022 2:22:45 PM PDT
by
mware
To: cdcdawg
What got me was the little bottles of shampoo from the West Wing. Anytime I stay at a hotel, I take the little bottles of shampoo and cakes of soap. They’re the best.
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posted on
08/17/2022 2:23:15 PM PDT
by
ToxicMasculinity
("Free country"? Good morning, Rip.)
To: ToxicMasculinity
Send it to Biden since he apparently doesn’t know anything about this unless he sees the news.
To: ToxicMasculinity
Saw headline, thought here we go!
Saw Bee, thought no we don’t!
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posted on
08/17/2022 2:23:43 PM PDT
by
Hostage
(Article V)
To: ToxicMasculinity
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posted on
08/17/2022 2:24:10 PM PDT
by
mountainlion
(Live well for those that did not make it back.)
To: ToxicMasculinity
That birth certificate 😂 “never heard of the guy”
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posted on
08/17/2022 2:24:22 PM PDT
by
ZinGirl
(Now a grandma ....can't afford a tagline :))
To: cdcdawg
Maybe because it was the Lincoln Bedroom which Clinton rented out to campaign donors for $50,000 night.
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posted on
08/17/2022 2:25:02 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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