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How to have SEX with monkeypox: CDC releases bizarre guide telling patients to 'keep their clothes on' or 'masturbate six feet from their partner' if the urge arises while infected
UK Daily Mail ^
| June 16, 2022
| Luke Andrews
Posted on 06/16/2022 2:12:32 PM PDT by C19fan
The CDC has issued bizarre guidance telling Americans infected with monkeypox to have sex by masturbating at least six feet away from their partner, among other recommendations.
Guidance from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) says anyone who has the disease must not have sex.
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TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: faggotpox; homosexualagenda; ibtz; monkeypox; newsforumabuse; nothanks; notnews; poortaste; smokybackroomforum; zot
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To: olivia3boys
“Is “6 feet” forever now a magical number?”
I’d say 6 feet only if the guy’s “vector” is 6 feet long.
To: C19fan
as if I need more reason to despise paying taxes
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posted on
06/16/2022 2:58:35 PM PDT
by
SisterK
(recognize and resist tyranny)
To: C19fan
Their arms aren’t long enough to be 6 ft away from their partner.
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posted on
06/16/2022 2:59:45 PM PDT
by
HP8753
(Live Free!!!! .............or don't. )
To: C19fan
This is what the CDC has come to. How pathetic.
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posted on
06/16/2022 3:00:09 PM PDT
by
Antoninus
(Republicans are all honorable men.)
To: C19fan
During the early days of Covid and the lock downs, King County Washington (a.k.a Seattle) suggested a wall or shower curtain between you and the other participant
Heavy breathing and panting can spread the virus further. A barrier—like a wall or a shower curtain—between you and your partner allows sexual contact but prevents face to face contact. Get creative and DIY your own~
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posted on
06/16/2022 3:00:52 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(Pronouns: Me/myself/& I)
To: C19fan
Yes. Jerking yourself off while at least six feet away from anybody else — sounds like the government’s idea of sex.
Let them enforce that rule on elected officials first and maybe our problems with corrupt and traitorous political hacks will phase out naturally
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posted on
06/16/2022 3:02:49 PM PDT
by
faithhopecharity
(“Politicians are not born. They’re excreted.” Marcus Tillius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
To: fruser1
Disclosing that this is mostly a homosexual disease could sure put a damper on PRIDE MONTH. So the CDC will continue to mislead people which will cause more outbreaks.
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posted on
06/16/2022 3:07:16 PM PDT
by
Toespi
To: M_Continuum
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posted on
06/16/2022 3:09:38 PM PDT
by
fruser1
To: LibsRJerks
Our tax dollars at work. Yikes!
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posted on
06/16/2022 3:14:59 PM PDT
by
cdcdawg
(Black Ukrainian Coronavirus Vaccine Abortions Matter. It’s called democracy, folks. It’s who we are.)
To: C19fan
Don’t identify as a male homosexual and you have nothing to worry about.
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posted on
06/16/2022 3:20:11 PM PDT
by
bray
(The Vax is fake and deadly)
To: C19fan
If don't have the control because she looks like priscilla pressley and you can't say eughh and exit the room, immediately, then do what Frank Drebin does for safe sex.
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posted on
06/16/2022 3:25:34 PM PDT
by
Waverunner
(I'd like to welcome our new overlords, say hello to my little friend)
To: DoughtyOne
We still have at least 10 FReepers who love to quote the CDC for “truth”.
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posted on
06/16/2022 3:39:34 PM PDT
by
Roman_War_Criminal
(Jesus + Something = Nothing ; Jesus + Nothing = Everything )
To: Roman_War_Criminal
Smile...
In the old days so did I. I used to order the MMMR report.
I trusted the organization.
COVID cleared that up for me. Makes me wonder when they
left the trail I’m on.
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posted on
06/16/2022 3:42:08 PM PDT
by
DoughtyOne
(I pledge allegiance the flag of the U S of A, and to the REPUBLIC for which it stands.)
To: C19fan
Our Government is an embarrassment.
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posted on
06/16/2022 3:42:21 PM PDT
by
Chgogal
(If Democrats are not aborting babies they are starving them. )
To: DoughtyOne
Covid woke a lot of smart people up.
I smelled a rat back in the early 2000s when they pushed the “flu shot” religiously every fall and frowned sternly on you if you did not take it.
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posted on
06/16/2022 3:47:07 PM PDT
by
Roman_War_Criminal
(Jesus + Something = Nothing ; Jesus + Nothing = Everything )
To: C19fan
coat the gerbil with sanitizer
To: Roman_War_Criminal
I was working in a hospital in those days, and the head
IV Nurse was the hospital driver of the flu vaccine.
She would kid me about it every year for a long time. In
fact, as I think back on it, there were two of them over
time. They were nice ladies and I think I took them up
on it once over a decade or more.
I’m a healthy person. I catch some sort of bug about
every three to five years. I’ve never worried about it.
I’m 71 now, and I still don’t buy into it.
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posted on
06/16/2022 3:52:03 PM PDT
by
DoughtyOne
(I pledge allegiance the flag of the U S of A, and to the REPUBLIC for which it stands.)
To: C19fan
To: DoughtyOne
👍
I don’t buy it either and I never worried about the flu.
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posted on
06/16/2022 4:06:52 PM PDT
by
Roman_War_Criminal
(Jesus + Something = Nothing ; Jesus + Nothing = Everything )
To: C19fan
come on man, this was really published by the Babylon Bee.
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