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Trudeau Demands Truckers Get Vaccinated Like He Did So They Don't Catch COVID Like He Did
The Babylon Bee ^ | 2-1-2022 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 02/01/2022 10:57:45 AM PST by servo1969

OTTAWA—As truckers continue to march on Canada's capital to very politely ask for their human rights back, Trudeau is doubling down on his position. In a fiery speech this week, Trudeau demanded truckers follow his example and get vaccinated like he did, so they don't catch COVID like he did.

"Listen, I have COVID right now, and trust me—you don't want this," said Trudeau in his classic Trudeau girly voice. "I know you all are all deplorable evil disgusting racists, and there's no avoiding that. But if you would just get the jab like me, you could at least avoid COVID—something I was unable to do."

With the COVID infection ravaging his thrice-vaccinated body, Trudeau will remain in quarantine, deep in a hole in the ground in an undisclosed location until he has fully recovered, or until the truckers all go home—whichever comes last.

"Be smart, trust the science, and get jabbed, you disgusting racists, it's the right thing to do," said Trudeau before coughing uncontrollably into his sleeve and crying.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylon; covid; satire; trucker; trudeau
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1 posted on 02/01/2022 10:57:45 AM PST by servo1969
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To: servo1969

Justine’s being kind to that fringe group full of Nazi cultists, isn’t he?


2 posted on 02/01/2022 11:00:07 AM PST by Billthedrill
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3 posted on 02/01/2022 11:01:20 AM PST by MtnClimber (For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: servo1969

LOLOL!


4 posted on 02/01/2022 11:03:07 AM PST by Jane Long (What we were told was a “conspiracy theory” in 2020 is now fact. 🙏🏻 Ps 33:12)
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To: servo1969

Another great BB article.

They could have made it a bit more Canadian-sounding by adding in an “at the end of the day” or two.


5 posted on 02/01/2022 11:03:51 AM PST by Steely Tom ([Voter Fraud] == [Civil War])
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To: servo1969

LOL. The Bee strikes again.


6 posted on 02/01/2022 11:04:19 AM PST by Antoninus (Republicans are all honorable men.)
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7 posted on 02/01/2022 11:05:07 AM PST by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: servo1969

That is pretty close to what he actually said. I think he is taking it personally


8 posted on 02/01/2022 11:06:44 AM PST by Sam Gamgee
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9 posted on 02/01/2022 11:07:00 AM PST by GrandJediMasterYoda (As long as Hillary Clinton remains free, the USA will never have equal justice under the law)
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10 posted on 02/01/2022 11:07:11 AM PST by dsrtsage ( Complexity is just simple lacking imagination)
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11 posted on 02/01/2022 11:08:01 AM PST by MtnClimber (For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: servo1969

I always thought that the Bee would struggle to produce satire as the world becomes progressively crazier. No, now all they have to do is basically write the truth. That headline captures things perfectly.


12 posted on 02/01/2022 11:09:00 AM PST by cdcdawg (Everyone who disagrees with me is a Qtard blogger!!!!)
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To: servo1969

Trudeau is a WEF Young Global Leaders alumnus. And thus he is a disciple of the evil globalist monster Klaus Schwab.


13 posted on 02/01/2022 11:09:36 AM PST by Seruzawa ("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
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To: MtnClimber

Whoa.


14 posted on 02/01/2022 11:09:57 AM PST by stevio
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

It would be an improvement if they did quit.


15 posted on 02/01/2022 11:10:52 AM PST by sport
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16 posted on 02/01/2022 11:26:05 AM PST by USMC79to83
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“I always thought that the Bee would struggle to produce satire as the world becomes progressively crazier. No, now all they have to do is basically write the truth. That headline captures things perfectly.”


Sad, but true!

Someone here put up a link to his press conference yesterday and I watched it. Not a single reporter asked him why he was mandating vaccines that don’t work very well against Omicron, a fact of which he is living proof. It was surreal.


17 posted on 02/01/2022 11:47:16 AM PST by CatHerd (Marlon Bundo is dead, but the Q qult is still trying to decipher his droppings.)
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To: MtnClimber

Kudos to trucker here. Good $ for that.

Worth seeing many places.


18 posted on 02/01/2022 12:10:57 PM PST by Norski (Justin Trudeau has tested positive for Coward-19.)
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Bones don’t lie.

DNA him.


19 posted on 02/01/2022 12:31:44 PM PST by Salamander ("Salamander has barbaric tendencies" /Gundog)
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I agree. His father was unmarried into his 50’s and was rumored to be a homo. His mother was rumored to have wanted to sleep with as many world leaders as she could. It was a perfect arrangement.


20 posted on 02/01/2022 12:39:36 PM PST by MtnClimber (For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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