To prove to the possum it could be done!
Posted on 08/07/2021 11:05:00 AM PDT by sodpoodle
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.
JOE BIDEN: Why did the chicken do the...thing in the...you know the rest.
SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!
BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.
AOC: Chickens should not be forced to lay eggs! This is because of corporate greed! Eggs should be able to lay themselves.
HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.
DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems.
ANDERSON COOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
It had to get to the other side.
Smarty pants!
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
To prove to the possum it could be done!
-PJ
MSM:
We will give you live coverage of these mostly peaceful BLM protesters crossing the road. Any incidents of cars running into the protesters will naturally be documented as a hate crime. Against a protected class of chickens.
We will also give you live coverage of the Jan 6 insurrectionists taking over the chicken building crossing the road quizzically, waiting for the pedestrian green light somehow giving racist signals to proceed.
Nancy Pelosi: We know the Chicken was up to no good so A special committee to investigate is required.
Adam Schip: Chicken Chicken Chicken.
Is it a Mexican chicken? Maybe the road crossed it.
LOL
Dirty bird...
LOL!
Well done! Very well done!!
That is NOT a real picture....is it??
DR. FAUCI: The chicken crossed to road to initiate a fowl variant pandemic of the unvaccinated. This fowl variant will not be a problem until it is. People will not have to wear masks until they do. One mask should suffice till you need two. Since the risk of death is so high, .1%, people should stay indoors wearing masks at all times. An exception to the CDC rules will be made in the vicinity of the Rio Grande River.
got tired of hearing chicken little’s bs...
They had me at ‘creamed possum’, but when I saw garnished with coon fat gravy, ooo doggies!
The question Texans have been pondering for generations is how a road kill armadilo ends up belly up on it's round shell.
Buzzards/crows roll ‘em over to get to their innards.
Back in the day, used to stop and place a empty beer bottle between their legs
My barber shop has one that says, “It’s a sorry day
when a chicken can’t cross the road without it’s motives
being called into question...”
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