I had a thread pulled yesterday - and I have no idea why. It was not dirty.
1 posted on
08/07/2021 11:05:00 AM PDT by
sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle
I had a thread pulled yesterday - and I have no idea why. It was not dirty. It had to get to the other side.
2 posted on
08/07/2021 11:07:48 AM PDT by
Ezekiel
("Come fly with US". Ingenuity-- because the Son of David begins with Mars.)
To: sodpoodle
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
To prove to the possum it could be done!
4 posted on
08/07/2021 11:11:43 AM PDT by
Ruy Dias de Bivar
(30 days! FB jail for mentioning a Monty Python script about tranneys, and the 1936 Olympics.)
To: sodpoodle
To avoid the vote being taken on our side of the road.
-PJ
5 posted on
08/07/2021 11:12:29 AM PDT by
Political Junkie Too
(* LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
To: sodpoodle
MSM:
We will give you live coverage of these mostly peaceful BLM protesters crossing the road. Any incidents of cars running into the protesters will naturally be documented as a hate crime. Against a protected class of chickens.
We will also give you live coverage of the Jan 6 insurrectionists taking over the chicken building crossing the road quizzically, waiting for the pedestrian green light somehow giving racist signals to proceed.
6 posted on
08/07/2021 11:14:25 AM PDT by
Kevmo
(Right now there are 600 political prisoners in Washington, DC.)
To: sodpoodle
Nancy Pelosi: We know the Chicken was up to no good so A special committee to investigate is required.
Adam Schip: Chicken Chicken Chicken.
7 posted on
08/07/2021 11:15:11 AM PDT by
dblshot
To: sodpoodle
Is it a Mexican chicken? Maybe the road crossed it.
8 posted on
08/07/2021 11:16:25 AM PDT by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: sodpoodle
10 posted on
08/07/2021 11:18:53 AM PDT by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: sodpoodle
Well done! Very well done!!
12 posted on
08/07/2021 11:20:24 AM PDT by
gov_bean_ counter
(I miss out mean tweeting, man spreading, room owning President…)
To: sodpoodle
DR. FAUCI: The chicken crossed to road to initiate a fowl variant pandemic of the unvaccinated. This fowl variant will not be a problem until it is. People will not have to wear masks until they do. One mask should suffice till you need two. Since the risk of death is so high, .1%, people should stay indoors wearing masks at all times. An exception to the CDC rules will be made in the vicinity of the Rio Grande River.
14 posted on
08/07/2021 11:25:16 AM PDT by
coldcash
To: sodpoodle
got tired of hearing chicken little’s bs...
15 posted on
08/07/2021 11:29:03 AM PDT by
heavy metal
(smiling improves your face value as well as making people wonder what the hell you're up to... 😁)
To: sodpoodle
Me -
1. To get away from the rooster chasing it.
2. To go after its little chicks that had crossed the road.
3. Because it drank too much corn liquor.
23 posted on
08/07/2021 12:07:19 PM PDT by
Wuli
To: sodpoodle
The chicken crossed the road to escape Joe Biden, who kept picking her up and sniffing her feathers.
24 posted on
08/07/2021 12:15:18 PM PDT by
weeder
To: sodpoodle
RAYMOND CHANDLER: One night the chicken heard that Velma had been seen across the road, hanging out in a gin joint named Florian’s, so the chicken crossed the road, as fast as a rent collector chasing a deadbeat tennant.
To: sodpoodle
Thanks for the laugh! :-)
To: sodpoodle
29 posted on
08/07/2021 12:51:37 PM PDT by
MAAG
(for the things which are seen are temporal, but the things which are not seen are eternal)
To: sodpoodle
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
The chicken who crossed the road.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see the retard.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
The chicken that crossed the road that came to see you.
30 posted on
08/07/2021 12:57:36 PM PDT by
Responsibility2nd
(I love my country. It's my government that I hate.)
To: sodpoodle
Why did the chicken cross the road?
SUPPLY SIDER: Lower taxes.
CLIMATE ALARMIST: Rising sea levels.
To: sodpoodle
Why did the chicken cross the road???
To walk opposite the vaccination station....
32 posted on
08/07/2021 12:59:59 PM PDT by
JBW1949
(I'm really PC.....Patriotically Correct)
To: sodpoodle
Why did the chicken cross the road?
....because it was too far to go around.
34 posted on
08/07/2021 1:14:54 PM PDT by
jimtorr
To: sodpoodle
A Wise Man once said
Wherever you go
There you are
35 posted on
08/07/2021 1:15:06 PM PDT by
4bye4
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