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Return To Normal: Texas Announces They Will Go Back To Shooting People Wearing Masks On The Assumption They're Stagecoach Robbers
The Babylon Bee ^ | April 8 2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 04/09/2021 10:44:57 AM PDT by xp38

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To: xp38

Several states had to amend their CCW when masks were mandated because it was illegal to cover your face while carrying.


21 posted on 04/09/2021 11:21:16 AM PDT by bigbob
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To: blueunicorn6

To say nothing of Australians....of which I am. Well sort of technically. :)


22 posted on 04/09/2021 11:34:09 AM PDT by xp38
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To: xp38

First time in history a masked man can walk into a liquor store or bank and not get shot.


23 posted on 04/09/2021 11:41:23 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar ((Democrats have declared us to be THE OBSOLETE MAN in the Twilight Zone.))
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To: Little Ray

They need to be hung so high they will “have to look down at the moon.”


24 posted on 04/09/2021 11:42:32 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar ((Democrats have declared us to be THE OBSOLETE MAN in the Twilight Zone.))
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To: blueunicorn6

Don’t forget about “bless your heart”


25 posted on 04/09/2021 11:48:08 AM PDT by DallasGal (Le temps fuit sans retour )
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To: xp38
If this masked man was still around I guess he would be okay.


26 posted on 04/09/2021 11:50:19 AM PDT by deport ( )
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What’s the sense of being masked if you’re the only one on the planet using silver bullets?


27 posted on 04/09/2021 11:55:38 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: xp38

This was my joke meme when the masking started.


28 posted on 04/09/2021 11:57:39 AM PDT by mrsmith (US MEDIA: " Every 'White' cop is a criminal! And all the 'non-white' criminals saints!")
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To: blueunicorn6

“Whoa Nellie!” was the signature catchphrase of Dick Lane, a hall of fame roller derby and pro wrestling announcer on KTLA 5 in Los Angeles. Though born in Wisconsin in 1899 he began working in LA in during WWII. Southern California kids of my age all used it frequently. Don’t need a Texan to teach us anything about that.


29 posted on 04/09/2021 12:03:05 PM PDT by SoCal Pubbie
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To: xp38

If only...


30 posted on 04/09/2021 12:22:37 PM PDT by livius
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To: xp38

LOL!


31 posted on 04/09/2021 12:25:52 PM PDT by SgtHooper (If you remember the 60's, YOU WEREN'T THERE!)
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To: xp38

Like Texans need an excuse to shoot Californians.


32 posted on 04/09/2021 12:30:40 PM PDT by hopespringseternal
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“Southern California kids of my age all used it frequently.”

Yep.

“What’s your name?”

“Whoa Nellie!”

“How much is two plus two?”

“Whoa Nellie!”

“Where is the train station?”

“Whoa Nellie!”

“We must be in Southern California.”


33 posted on 04/09/2021 12:57:58 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
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To: SoCal Pubbie

Yes, Dick Lane used to say it all the time but I believe the catchphrase “Whoa Nelly!” originated with Pat Brady, Roy Rogers TV sidekick. Nelly was short for Nellybelle, the name of his cantankerous Jeep. He used the phrase in nearly every show .


34 posted on 04/09/2021 1:07:03 PM PDT by fidelis (Zonie and USAF Cold Warrior)
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To: xp38

That’s great!


35 posted on 04/09/2021 2:26:41 PM PDT by sauropod (Chance favors the prepared mind.)
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To: rktman

How about my assault WRIST ROCKET?

https://sausa.com/product/sr-7-wrist-rocket-tubular-slingshot/


36 posted on 04/09/2021 2:43:51 PM PDT by Paleo Pete (We're headed for hell in an imported handbasket.)
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To: blueunicorn6

Yeah, no.


37 posted on 04/09/2021 7:48:45 PM PDT by SoCal Pubbie
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