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Return To Normal: Texas Announces They Will Go Back To Shooting People Wearing Masks On The Assumption They're Stagecoach Robbers
The Babylon Bee ^
| April 8 2021
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 04/09/2021 10:44:57 AM PDT by xp38
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posted on
04/09/2021 10:44:57 AM PDT
by
xp38
To: xp38
To: Sacajaweau
As long as no assault wrist braces are used....
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posted on
04/09/2021 10:50:07 AM PDT
by
rktman
(Destroy America from within? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this?)
To: xp38
I will wait for Snopes to verify this! Stage coach robbers! Ridiculous! More likely they are cattle rustlers!
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posted on
04/09/2021 10:51:49 AM PDT
by
ArtDodger
( )
To: xp38
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posted on
04/09/2021 10:52:07 AM PDT
by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: xp38
Start with mask wearing “antifa”.
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posted on
04/09/2021 10:52:48 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
To: xp38
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posted on
04/09/2021 10:53:21 AM PDT
by
Pajamajan
( PRAY FOR OUR NATION. I will a never be a peaceful slave in a new Socialist America.)
To: xp38
Protect the Buc-ees at all costs.
To: xp38
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posted on
04/09/2021 10:55:39 AM PDT
by
DallasGal
(Le temps fuit sans retour )
To: xp38
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posted on
04/09/2021 10:55:45 AM PDT
by
M Kehoe
(Quid Pro Joe and the Ho ain't my president.)
To: ArtDodger
I will wait for Snopes to verify this! Stage coach robbers! Ridiculous! More likely they are cattle rustlers!
And horse thieves!
Almost the entire population of Austin are horse thieves!
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posted on
04/09/2021 10:56:11 AM PDT
by
Little Ray
(Corporations don't pay taxes. They collect them.)
To: xp38
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posted on
04/09/2021 11:00:23 AM PDT
by
aquila48
(o not let them make you care! Guilting you is how they control you. )
To: xp38
Why not since banks are closed you have to look elsewhere for the varmits.
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posted on
04/09/2021 11:00:27 AM PDT
by
SkyDancer
(To Most People The Sky's The Limit ~ To A Pilot, It is Home)
To: xp38
They seem to think that everyone in Texas says âYee-hawâ.
Itâs a proven fact that 57% of Texans say âWhoa-Nellieâ.
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posted on
04/09/2021 11:01:06 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancerâ)
To: xp38
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posted on
04/09/2021 11:01:52 AM PDT
by
Don Corleone
(leave the gun, take the canolis)
To: blueunicorn6
The Bee are a bunch of Californians so that explains it
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posted on
04/09/2021 11:03:52 AM PDT
by
xp38
To: xp38
Ahhhhhh.....
Californians.....
Theyâre all saying âGâday mateyâ and âletâs throw another kangaroo on the Barbie.â
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posted on
04/09/2021 11:09:08 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancerâ)
To: Little Ray
Why, they ain’t nuthin’ but a smelly bunch of pole cats!
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posted on
04/09/2021 11:12:26 AM PDT
by
ArtDodger
( )
To: blueunicorn6
I remember reading that out west....women were getting p***** because there were all men juries and apparently, one hand does wash the other sometimes.
Women's ignorance has no limit.
How did that Prohibition work out girls??
To: Sacajaweau
There was a prohibition on men?
That seems kind of racist.
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posted on
04/09/2021 11:19:28 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancerâ)
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