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Biden Releases Controversial New Memoir 'If I Rigged It'
Babylon Bee ^
| 01/01/2021
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 01/03/2021 2:01:16 PM PST by BipolarBob
WILMINGTON, DE—To commemorate the "completely fair and honest" 2020 election, Joe Biden has announced a brand new memoir called If I Rigged It. The book is already being met with critical acclaim for its compelling description of a totally hypothetical situation where Biden and the Democrats fraudulently steal the election.
"Listen here, Jack-- I didn't steal the election," said Biden to a group of adoring fans in the press. "But if I had stolen the election, this is how I would have done it. It's real simple, see? My new book will give you all the dirty details!"
"This book is a masterpiece," said The New York Times. "Biden, who totally wrote this all by himself, draws the reader in with a compelling narrative of a totally hypothetical story. His prose is artful and engaging. The description of an effort to steal the 2020 election is way more believable and interesting than Trump's baseless claims. In short, Biden is a genius."
The book has soared to the top of the New York Times bestseller list in its first week since release. Experts predict it may become the best-selling book of 2021.
Critics have called the book "a highly suspicious work that reads more like an actual confession than a memoir." Trusted media outlets, fact-checkers, and social media have all dismissed these criticisms as "baseless."
If I Rigged It is currently being sold in hardcover for $29.99 and will be available at Amazon.com or wherever books are sold.
TOPICS: Books/Literature; Conspiracy; Humor
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To: All
Some people just never know?
As an alternative title for Biden’s book,
Long Night’s Journey into Night
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posted on
01/03/2021 2:36:58 PM PST
by
Peter ODonnell
(Pray for health, economic recovery, and justice.)
To: BipolarBob
"This book is a masterpiece," said The New York Times. "Biden, who totally wrote this all by himself, draws the reader in with a compelling narrative of a totally hypothetical story. His prose is artful and engaging. The description of an effort to steal the 2020 election is way more believable and interesting than Trump's baseless claims. In short, Biden is a genius."This, is brilliant. BB have outdone themselves. This is literally a reading into the future, as the books that will be released detailing Xiden's fraud will come straight from his own campaign and staff, as Nancy unleashes her 25A Committee to successfully remove Xiden.
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posted on
01/03/2021 2:46:12 PM PST
by
StAnDeliver
(Eric Coomer of Dominion Voting Systems Is The Blue Dress)
To: BipolarBob
(Parody)
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posted on
01/03/2021 2:59:32 PM PST
by
BeauBo
To: BipolarBob
Funny stuff; I heard he was planning a sequel entitled "If I Knew What Day It Was".
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posted on
01/03/2021 3:00:08 PM PST
by
Kid Shelleen
(Beat your plowshares into swords. Let the weak say I am strong)
To: Kid Shelleen
David Crosby: If only I could remember my name...
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posted on
01/03/2021 3:05:08 PM PST
by
null and void
(When the press doesn’t report something, it’s because the narrative would reflect badly on the Left)
To: BipolarBob
Bidet did not have to lift a finger for the fraud.
Soros and the globalists took care of everything.
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posted on
01/03/2021 3:06:01 PM PST
by
doorgunner69
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading - T Jefferson)
To: Whenifhow; null and void; aragorn; EnigmaticAnomaly; kalee; Kale; AZ .44 MAG; Baynative; bgill; ...
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posted on
01/03/2021 3:07:00 PM PST
by
bitt
(Anton Chekov: “Any idiot can face a crisis; it's this day-to-day living that wears you out.”)
To: Sacajaweau
Gosh....this loon is off of his meds.
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posted on
01/03/2021 3:11:30 PM PST
by
ptsal
(Vote R.E.D. >>>Remove Every Democrat ***)
To: BipolarBob
To: EvilCapitalist
I’ll buy a copy if the grocery stores run out of TP again. If the socialist succeed, that could be next month.
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posted on
01/03/2021 3:44:30 PM PST
by
null and void
(When the press doesn’t report something, it’s because the narrative would reflect badly on the Left)
To: Kid Shelleen
And the next one....Winning the POTUS from my basement!!!
To: BipolarBob
There is precedent - 1872 - electors rejected over conern of fraud:
Arkansas
Arkansas voted for the Republican candidate, Ulysses S. Grant, over Liberal Republican candidate Horace Greeley. Grant won Arkansas by a margin of 4.34%. However, due to the turbulent conditions of Reconstruction, along with various irregularities and allegations of electoral fraud, Congress rejected Arkansas's six electoral votes. Neighboring Louisiana's electoral votes were also rejected.
Louisiana
Louisiana voted for the Republican candidate, Ulysses S. Grant, over Liberal Republican candidate Horace Greeley. Grant won Louisiana by a margin of 11.38%. However, due to the turbulent conditions of Reconstruction, along with various irregularities and allegations of electoral fraud, Congress rejected Louisiana's eight electoral votes. Neighboring Arkansas's electoral votes were also rejected.
This is from Wikipedia, so it's less than perfect, I am a presidential election nerd, so I knew about this - but this is an accurate picture as I understand it, of those two states in 1872. Electoral; votes rejected on the basis of a concern of fraud.
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posted on
01/03/2021 5:47:11 PM PST
by
BigEdLB
(All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others-George Orwell)
To: BigEdLB
I am a presidential election nerd So are you a lawyer or history teacher or neither.
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posted on
01/03/2021 6:07:14 PM PST
by
BipolarBob
(It's 2021 in the year of our Covid.)
To: BipolarBob
No teaching credentials. Have given talks on US History
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posted on
01/03/2021 7:51:08 PM PST
by
BigEdLB
(All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others-George Orwell)
To: BipolarBob
Biden Releases Controversial New Memoir ‘If I Rigged It’....................
Hands Up! Don’t shoot me bro!
Biden is already proving to be a monumental touch hole.
A Coward.
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posted on
01/04/2021 6:14:55 AM PST
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Candor7
((Obama Fascism:http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html) )
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