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Ominous Sign: Biden Spotted Fitting As Many Judges As He Can Into A Phone Booth
Babylon Bee ^ | 10/13/2020 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 10/14/2020 7:45:48 AM PDT by BipolarBob

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Presidential candidate Joe Biden has refused to comment on whether he plans to pack the Supreme Court, but a rather ominous sign was spotted the other day when Biden tried to fit as many judges as he could into a phone booth.

“Come on, man!” Biden shouted as he tried to get a fifth judge into the booth. “Just scoot in there!” Some judges protested and asked why he was doing this, but Biden told them that they didn’t “deserve to know.”

No one seems to know where Biden obtained a phone booth, a relic of a bygone era, or what exactly his plans are, but he was overheard telling an aide to recheck his potential Supreme Court justice list to make sure there are “no fatties.”

“We want to fit in as many as we can,” Biden said. “And let’s see -- about how many of these phone booths would fit in the Supreme Court building? We’re going to need thousands of judges.”

When asked by reporters what he was doing, Biden deflected, saying what he did was no different from when President Donald Trump shoved Justice Stephen Breyer into a locker. Trump, though, said that the incident had nothing to do with trying to get around the Constitution and was only done because “Breyer is a nerd.”


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; courtpacking
This doesn't bode well for Amerika. It's time to derail the Biden train.
1 posted on 10/14/2020 7:45:48 AM PDT by BipolarBob
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To: BipolarBob

Read the headline. Thought a moment. Sure enough...THE BEE


2 posted on 10/14/2020 7:50:36 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: BipolarBob

Did they first pile out of a vintage VW bug? I think we managed 8 or 9 people in one once.


3 posted on 10/14/2020 7:50:39 AM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: BipolarBob

When was the last time you saw a 'Phone Booth'?...................

4 posted on 10/14/2020 8:02:34 AM PDT by Red Badger (Sine Q-Anon.....................very............)
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To: Sacajaweau

Young people today would not know what a ‘phone booth’ even is...............


5 posted on 10/14/2020 8:03:32 AM PDT by Red Badger (Sine Q-Anon.....................very............)
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To: All

6 posted on 10/14/2020 8:09:08 AM PDT by Liz ( Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
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To: Red Badger

That’s right....amusing....That’s where all the cheating husbands could be seen. Much more secure.


7 posted on 10/14/2020 8:12:29 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: Sacajaweau

It seems so quaint, now, but this is what college kids did in the 50’s....................


8 posted on 10/14/2020 8:20:20 AM PDT by Red Badger (Sine Q-Anon.....................very............)
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To: BipolarBob

Babylon Bee

I love thee.


9 posted on 10/14/2020 8:53:29 AM PDT by FroggyTheGremlim (I'll be good, I will, I will!)
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To: Red Badger
No
10 posted on 10/15/2020 6:11:28 PM PDT by MikelTackNailer (Fortunately despite aging I've been spared the ravages of maturity.)
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To: MikelTackNailer

As a kid in the 60’s I read LOTS of comic books.

I spent my OWN money from lawn cutting, coke bottle collecting and paper routes.

I wondered why Superman even needed a ‘phone booth’, since he could do everything a ‘super speed’ he could change in the open..................


11 posted on 10/16/2020 5:38:30 AM PDT by Red Badger (Sine Q-Anon.....................very............)
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To: Red Badger

Had we kept and preserved those “worthless” comics mothers loved to throw out we’d be far wealthier for sure. I watched the “Doctor Strange” movie and said very good try but that’s not Steve Ditko. When I tried acid years after reading those comics said the same. Ditko was a fine artist in a genre where he’ll never get the appreciation he deserves. I appreciate him.


12 posted on 10/17/2020 2:54:02 PM PDT by MikelTackNailer (Fortunately despite aging I've been spared the ravages of maturity.)
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To: MikelTackNailer

I had hundreds of comic books. My mother threw them out as well.

I checked the value of issue Number ONE of The Silver Surfer, from the Fantastic Four and it is worth over $10k today.

And that’s just one that I know I had.

Spiderman debut issue, and some early Thor, Fantastic Four, Superman, Batman, Avengers, Lois Lane, Jimmy Olsen .................................


13 posted on 10/19/2020 5:55:44 AM PDT by Red Badger (Sine Q-Anon.....................very............)
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