Posted on 09/13/2020 3:21:05 PM PDT by Ciaphas Cain
BEVERLY HILLS, CAThe Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has stripped Schindler's List of its Best Motion Picture award for not having enough LGBTQ+ characters, people of color, and other oppressed groups.
"Schindler's List would have been a great movie if it just had a dozen transgendered characters," said Le'Jon de Froofroo, spokesperson for the Academy. "As it is, there are just a bunch of Jews and Germans -- very privileged races."
"Also, the movie has Nazis -- this is the current year, for goodness' sake!"
Steven Spielberg has been ordered by the Academy to re-release the film with an unnecessary LGBTQ+ side plot, a gay roommate for Schindler, and a song and dance number set to a Lady Gaga song over the end credits if he wishes to re-earn the Academy Award. Otherwise, it will be re-awarded to Brokeback Mountain.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Lordy how I love the Bee
Almost got me...
Maybe because there were no black or trannie or LGBT Jews in it?
I hear that the film will be redone to inject some more required diversity by having the Three Amigos (all transgender and married to each other) rescue Schindler from his evil inmate Joos. Oh yeah, Oprah will then take them out to a fine lunch at Sambos.
JUST FOR A SECOND THERE, I thought this was real.
Nor would it suprise me.
The remake will have Schindler be a gay black transvestite.
There will be a lot of money to be made.
Sane people in the movie business, assuming there sole are any, should just start a new industry association and award. Call it the “Normals”. People would actually watch it again, plus the Boxcars would get the so richly deserved dinner.
Sale = still. Stupid Android.
Yeah, right. The soldiers (guards?) are carrying GUNS, not walkie-talkies...
Given that WW2 murals are being taken down for a lack of diversity, that’s not parody.
Not 4 minutes ago, I said to my son I pity the writers of the Babylon Bee, they try so hard to stay ahead of the actual news...
In a somber way this isn’t funny, its where these crazy people are actually going.
Pandermonium
I’m stealing your new word, I am.
“Two years from now this Babylon Bee satire will be prophetic.”
Well, clearly the definition of the word ‘satire’ is being altered. Soon they will only need to reprint actual news articles.
One sentence before I glanced up.
Hollywood have priced themselves out business. Cost too much money to watch their movies and the attempt at indoctrination is too much for me to sit through.
When I saw the title, I felt there was only a 50-50 chance this from from the Babylon Bee.
The title almost set the hook! :)
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