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COVID 19 JOKES
The source is US
| 3/30/2020
| By Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 03/30/2020 4:00:09 PM PDT by Lazamataz
Ever one to see the humor in even the worst circumstances, I set out to try to lighten hearts with a little COVID-19 humor.
I authored these:
China got this virus right off the bat.
I now wash my hands, shower daily, and keep my house disinfected. All it took was the end of the world to become a human being.
With all the airports shut down or travel-restricted, CNN's viewership is now nearly 5 people.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: humor; jokes; laugh
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To: McGruff
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posted on
03/30/2020 4:51:38 PM PDT
by
hondact200
(Lincoln Freed the Slaves. Obama Enslaves the Free. Trump 2020 - Keep America Great)
To: Lazamataz
82
posted on
03/30/2020 4:54:07 PM PDT
by
Alberta's Child
(And somewhere in the darkness ... the gambler, he broke even.)
To: Lazamataz
Good stuff here! Thanks Laz et al.
To: Lazamataz
One man's solution.
DISCLAIMER: This is a joke. Do not try this at home.
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posted on
03/30/2020 4:57:17 PM PDT
by
McGruff
(It came from China)
To: Lazamataz
85
posted on
03/30/2020 5:00:30 PM PDT
by
real saxophonist
(If you don't have a gun, sell some toilet paper, and go buy a gun. - Colion Noir)
To: McGruff
86
posted on
03/30/2020 5:00:39 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(China got this virus right off the bat.)
To: Lazamataz
87
posted on
03/30/2020 5:03:05 PM PDT
by
real saxophonist
(If you don't have a gun, sell some toilet paper, and go buy a gun. - Colion Noir)
To: real saxophonist
88
posted on
03/30/2020 5:03:49 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(China got this virus right off the bat.)
To: Lazamataz
That, Sir Laz, is a winner.
To: vrwconspiracist
“Some kids TP’d our house last night. It’s now worth $5 million dollars.”
ROFL!
I purposefully piss off people in my neighborhood hoping to get TP’d!
90
posted on
03/30/2020 5:10:36 PM PDT
by
CodeToad
(Arm Up! They Have!)
To: real saxophonist
91
posted on
03/30/2020 5:11:54 PM PDT
by
CodeToad
(Arm Up! They Have!)
To: calljack
I hope I’ll
Be here next
Week!
92
posted on
03/30/2020 5:12:14 PM PDT
by
Big Red Badger
(He Hath Not Given Us A Spirit Of Fear)
To: Lazamataz
93
posted on
03/30/2020 5:13:54 PM PDT
by
bobby.223
(Retired up in the snowy Mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a great life!)
To: Lazamataz
Probably not a laughing matter for the families who have lost loved ones to those whose family members are in hospitals on ventilators which they likely will not survive.
THE post is not in good taste.
To: CodeToad
That’s my cat!
Heard today that a cat in Belgium has coronavirus.
She got it from her owner.
95
posted on
03/30/2020 5:21:18 PM PDT
by
miserare
( Respect for life--life of all kinds-- is the first principle of civilization.~~A. Schweitzer.)
To: Lazamataz
Thanks Laz. I am a critical care nurse and I enjoyed your efforts here.
To: Lazamataz
Practice social distancing: Thou shalt not COVID thy neighbor.
To: CodeToad
hahaha!
Could use one right now.
98
posted on
03/30/2020 5:26:50 PM PDT
by
miserare
( Respect for life--life of all kinds-- is the first principle of civilization.~~A. Schweitzer.)
To: All
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posted on
03/30/2020 5:30:41 PM PDT
by
pke
To: Lazamataz
100
posted on
03/30/2020 5:30:58 PM PDT
by
bramps
(It's the Islam, stupid!)
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