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COVID 19 JOKES
The source is US
| 3/30/2020
| By Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 03/30/2020 4:00:09 PM PDT by Lazamataz
Ever one to see the humor in even the worst circumstances, I set out to try to lighten hearts with a little COVID-19 humor.
I authored these:
China got this virus right off the bat.
I now wash my hands, shower daily, and keep my house disinfected. All it took was the end of the world to become a human being.
With all the airports shut down or travel-restricted, CNN's viewership is now nearly 5 people.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: humor; jokes; laugh
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To: proud2beconservativeinNJ
Thank you for being so brave and caring for others. I am staying away from others because of diabetes. Took leave from my job a week ago. Too many people and many circulating fans blowing everyone’s breath around. I won’t return until this is over, not worth the agony of lung failure I’ve seen doctors describe.
Thank You and Bless You
To: McGruff
Love the video! Thanks for the laugh, much needed!
To: Lazamataz
Seen at a Costco jewelry dept.
And one just for Laz and the boys...
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posted on
03/30/2020 8:24:40 PM PDT
by
Boomer
('Democrat' is now synonymous with 'corrupt')
To: Boomer
The Kermit the Frog one was my favorite.
thanks
To: Lazamataz
Great thread Laz! We need to laugh. 🙂
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
03/30/2020 8:57:31 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
Vegans tend to eat a lot of toilet paper, and that partially explains the current severe shortage.
To: wastoute
150
posted on
03/30/2020 9:27:57 PM PDT
by
gdc61
(LOL not.)
To: 21twelve
151
posted on
03/30/2020 9:29:17 PM PDT
by
gdc61
(LOL not.)
To: Lazamataz
Well, this thread was good for a laugh
Thnx and be well...
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posted on
03/30/2020 9:32:16 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB0ndRzaz2o)
To: MD Expat in PA
That video was good. Thanks for posting the link.
153
posted on
03/30/2020 9:36:28 PM PDT
by
exDemMom
(Current visual of the hole the US continues to dig itself into: http://www.usdebtclock.org)
To: CodeToad
154
posted on
03/30/2020 9:37:33 PM PDT
by
Fledermaus
(Might as well cut your leg off to cure a headache. Destroy America because of a flu.)
To: Lazamataz
True story: there was a diet bar called “Ayds.” Changed its name to “Aydslim” to avoid being associated with AIDS, only to discover that AIDS was called Slim throughout Africa.
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posted on
03/30/2020 10:03:43 PM PDT
by
dangus
To: Okeydoker
Probably not a laughing matter for the families who have lost loved ones to those whose family members are in hospitals on ventilators which they likely will not survive. THE post is not in good taste.You won't say that when you're dead.
156
posted on
03/31/2020 1:05:49 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(China got this virus right off the bat.)
To: dfwgator
ROFL!
This one is very good!
157
posted on
03/31/2020 1:31:53 AM PDT
by
miserare
( Respect for life--life of all kinds-- is the first principle of civilization.~~A. Schweitzer.)
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posted on
03/31/2020 2:04:17 AM PDT
by
glock rocks
(orange man bad-ass)
To: Lazamataz
How did Prince Charles get the virus?
By eating an old bat
159
posted on
03/31/2020 11:03:22 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(Avoid the virus. Don't touch strange knobs.)
To: Jane Long
160
posted on
04/01/2020 5:07:48 AM PDT
by
Covenantor
(We are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern. " Chesterton)
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